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Gemini_Jes

Happy Chappy...where are you? we need more jokes :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

QPR10

carolinabirichina wrote: »

then found that the leaf trays had been restocked and were still going through at 1p!! Took two - there were about 6 left on the shelf - the SEL said £4.75. Been wanting these for a while - so pleased to have got them!


Is anyone else on here going to admit to being from Thanet or am I all on my own?

Still looking for the trays, some things are not needed I just like a challenge, well done getting anything to go through for 1p without being stopped.

I will admit going to Leysdown on holiday as a child once over the bridge, time to get excited

carolinabirichina

calmspirit wrote: »

Am not from thanet but have been known to go to that store I LOVE it EXCEPT no scanners unless you know different!

I've never seen any scanners there either or at the Manston store - does make things a bit tricky when trying to check prices!

Ilovemykids

yay got 2 fox's today!! :j

Dizzy_Ditzy

aallank wrote: »

we r thinking the same :D

i've already raided one. Well, I shared the chocolate buttons with my cat. She loves loves loves them

HappyChappy84

Feelinskint wrote: »

Ok Sorry I got no glitches to contribute but hopefully I can help with a joke........

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

The directions said that:
a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.

I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

katierose1_2

QPR10 wrote: »

Still looking for the trays, some things are not needed I just like a challenge, well done getting anything to go through for 1p without being stopped.

I will admit going to Leysdown on holiday as a child once over the bridge, time to get excited

Its a nice new bridge now!!!!!

HappyChappy84

A Scotsman and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost £5000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here. The husband said ship her home. The undertaker said "Sir why dont you bury her in the holy land and save the money". The husband said "listen pal, a long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead....... Shes going fcukin' home!"

QPR10

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

i've already raided one. Well, I shared the chocolate buttons with my cat. She loves loves loves them

Is it okay to give cats chocolate ? It can poison dogs, my Mum's friend had a Jack Russell who helped himself to part of a bar of chocolate, he was rushed to the vets, put on a drip etc but he died. It was very sad.

Check this out
http://pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat

Sorry puss

Dizzy_Ditzy

Jeremy Kyle's 12 days of christmas:

12 Gold hoops
11 fake uggs
10 richmond kingsize
9pm curfew
8 snotty noses
7 different dads
6 grams of sniff
5 sovereign rings
4 stolen rims
3 ASBO's
2 many beers

and a brand new STD