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HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Three guys, one Navy, one Army and one Royal Marine are taking the test to join the SAS. They have all passed the mental and physical sections and are down to the final interview.

Guy from the Navy walks in to be confronted by the SAS Head Shed who gives him a gun and says, "There are 6 bullets in that, your wife is upstairs, go up and kill her".

The guy disappears but comes back 2 minutes later to say,

"Sorry I really want to be in the SAS but she's my wife and I love her"

"Sorry" says Head Shed,"But if you can't take orders, we don't want you"

Guy from Army walks in and the same thing happens, he gets the gun and is told to go upstairs and kill his wife, but also can't do it, so is told to thin out.

The Marine walks in and is given the gun. Off he goes and suddenly 6 shots ring out from upstairs, followed by an almighty commotion, and 10 minutes later he walks back into the room drenched in sweat.

He looks at the Head Shed and chucks the gun at him saying, "You b stard, they were blanks, I had to strangle the b itch!!!"

Happy Chappy I'm scared now, my OH has just left the Marines...if I disappear from here you'll know why! :eek:

wirehair

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Just a little reminder guys,the Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut are going though for 34p too in Nor8Folk

Yum my fav . will check it out tomorrow .

brand8

Beki88 wrote: »

I will try to explain so bear with me, the mini round about has two exits one left to morrisons and straight on, we came up to it to go straight on saw the car coming so indicated right to show we were not going into morrisons carried on going and the woman pulled straight out, my partner braked but sort of skided into her, we hit her drivers side passenger bit. we were in shock and didnt take any photos and never thought to get the peoples details that saw. she pulled round the roundabout as though she was going to drive off so oh went round and pulled up at her side and said follow me we went into another bit of car park, and exchanged details, the old lady (and I mean old I thought she was going to have a heart attack) didnt say much but her passenger said so who's fault was that then, not sure if it was a question if you see what I mean, then she said her driver was already on roundabout which is bull, and said theres not much damage bit of t cut!

Just been to see my dr and he refused to look at me.
I have pain all under my left shoulder blade bit on my neck and its made us both so jumpy, on the way home approaching a big roundabout a truck looked like it wasnt slowing down fast enough and both our stomachs did back flips

Sorry for such a long post.

beki i do hope you are ok get down to AnE just to be on the safe side

brand8

is the dairy milk going through at 34p in an extra or an express is it nationwide pls

glodh1973

dairy milk was 34p in Gr**sby extra. hth

supers

scamps1966 wrote: »

Hi, Look on page one.;)

thank you:Tive been looking everywhere

wirehair

Yay I done it !

Sorry

Beki88

Thanks to everyone for your concern sat in a and e now nice two hour wait for the dr

Jitterbug

Cj87 wrote: »

Also got a pink value dvd player today! (thanks to poster who mentioned it)

Ooh how much was this please? X

NKLK

at least you have us to keep you entertained Beki.
i'm sure if you ask nicely HC will post some jokes for you to lol at