Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

Wool27

Ok, to cheer some up,
One christmas, we had not long had a kitten. We were sat around the table eating dinner, i was 10 at the time, but anyway, we hadnt seen the kitten all morning. Mom assumed it was a bit scared of the noise and paper etc and was hiding. So as we sat there, this bloke and woman walk past the front of the house with said kitten sat on his shoulder. My brother pipes upmthat the man has stole our kitten. Small debate. Before we know it dad goes marching outside in his christmas jumper and cracker hat, telling bloke to stop and !!!!!! is he doing with our kitten on christams day infront of his children. Bit of a tdo outside. Man and woman stand speechless. Dad smirkes and says if youve got nothing to say give him the f back. Man says ever so politely, pointing to our front door, or you could just let your cat in and ill carry on with mine.
Ours was sat at front door under tree. All my dad could say was merry christmas mate.

MKS

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Ready when you are......

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Now is that a pucker you can refuse?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

LadyLeenie

celebrate wrote: »

hey guys


quick question....
"OH" due back in about 20minutes :mad::( and i put a lamb curry on over an hour ago and the lamb is still not tender ......pressure cooker has broken...any ideas how i can get it cooked in time pls......:(

answers on a postcard:D

oops sorry that was so unrelated to T's:p

Do you have a mircowave? If no,why not put it in a saucepan and finish it on top of the oven.:D

LadyLeenie

MKS wrote: »

Now is that a pucker you can refuse?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That`s my profile photo from my Facebook page :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

MKS

nikkilala wrote: »

I know what you mean about trying not to laugh when kids say something naughty:D
The most embarrassing thing my DS ever did to me was in front of my father in law. FIL & MIL are divorced so only see FIL about once a year. My son was playing on his trampoline in the garden and FIL went out to see him. FIL said to him that looks like good fun, can I have a go. My DS replied "As long as your not like my mum, jumping on the trampoline made her wet herself and I had to get a her tea towel":o:o:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

And the FIL's answer? Or did he just offer to dry up?

MKS

LadyLeenie wrote: »

God this thread so needs a glitch :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Off you go and find one, thank you in advance;);)

celebrate

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Do you have a mircowave? If no,way not put it in a saucepan and finish it on top of the oven.:D

what put the whole curry in the microwave or just fish out the bits of lamb??? ive never microwave cooked my curries before and i am a bit of an expert .....ok obviously not:o


where my mum when i need her?:mad::mad::mad:

LadyLeenie

celebrate wrote: »

what put the whole curry in the microwave or just fish out the bits of lamb??? ive never microwave cooked my curries before and i am a bit of an expert .....ok obviously not:o


where my mum when i need her?:mad::mad::mad:

I have a micro but I don`t cook in it.You could just take the lamb out of the curry with some sauce and microwave it,I think it would be best to do this on a reheat setting if you have one.

French_Knickers

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Still the flash wipes are on the line drying nicely in the wind :rotfl::rotfl:

A true MSE'er, I bet you squeek when you walk too!

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Will post any further info later if anyone wants it, but right now I have aprox 1hr 30 mins to vacate the house, get to t's and return before OH gets back from the gym