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  • pinginal
    pinginal Posts: 301 Forumite
    If you had sex every day for a year, kept all the condoms and melted them down to make a tyre, what would you call it?



















    A f***in' Goodyear! :rotfl:

    :rotfl: :T :rotfl: :T :rotfl: :T :rotfl:
  • howey78
    howey78 Posts: 66 Forumite
    lol

    i like it :rotfl:
  • Madam_Ra
    Madam_Ra Posts: 123 Forumite
    It's all very well, saying that you can get loads for free at the sex clinic, but our clinic is a long way away and only open one morning a week, when most of us are working.

    'Hey boss, i need the morning off to get a bag of free Jonnies...' I don't think it would go down too well ;):rotfl:
    £2 Savers club started 30/09/06.... £I raided it :(
    Random coin jar = £35.51

    Owner of my own Educational Toy Business!
    Story Sacks - Educational Posters - Puppets- Books - Games - and more!
    Ideal for childminders, nurseries, parents and grandparents!

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  • Madam_Ra
    Madam_Ra Posts: 123 Forumite
    oops sorry - duplicate... site went dodgy then!!
    £2 Savers club started 30/09/06.... £I raided it :(
    Random coin jar = £35.51

    Owner of my own Educational Toy Business!
    Story Sacks - Educational Posters - Puppets- Books - Games - and more!
    Ideal for childminders, nurseries, parents and grandparents!

    Over the Moon!
  • Thanks just sent for some.:rotfl: :rotfl:
  • i never got then the last time
  • minibug
    minibug Posts: 144 Forumite
    bit late for me as im 18 weeks pregnant lol
    its not only old people who are disabled
    Aaron born: 3 june 2007:j
    chloe born: 13 june 2009:j
  • If you had sex every day for a year, kept all the condoms and melted them down to make a tyre, what would you call it?

    A f***in' Goodyear! :rotfl:



    Arrrghghghhaaahaaaaahaaahaheeeeeheeee, I liked that one, thanks for the giggle xx:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. (SHAKESPEARE, Hamlet, 1600) :kisses2:

    Comp wins : Oct : Michael Buble goodies :blushing:
    Nov: jar of Baxters red slaw deli toppers
  • Nice one mate :beer: always running out on a Saturday night
  • keelykat
    keelykat Posts: 3,341 Forumite
    You can get them free at your doctors surgery as well, as the FPC-dont see why people should spend money when they can grab some for free. Ring up your FPC and tell them you cannot get in cuz of work, but saying that i can pop into mine at any time of the day/week and ask, they give them to you there and then (once you've had initial chat with a doctor to start with).

    keelykat.
    Mommy to Elliot (5) and Lewis (born xmas eve 11!)
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