Girlie make up advice - the male backlash

GreyPilgrim

postingalwaysposting wrote:

grey where do i sit :think: i am a female... dont 'do' makeup... now picking my nose.... too much info... thought so :rotfl:

You're beautiful as you are pp and don't need to plaster your face with the gunk.

And you're picking you nose huh....swap you a green one for a black one?

GreyPilgrim

GreyPilgrim wrote:

Stop ganging up on me, or I'll tell the joke about "why women wear make up and perfume..."

Cos they're ugly and they smell.

(*GP last seen sprinting from mob of angry ladies*)

postingalwaysposting

Willsnarf1983 wrote:

and the answer is.....?

why do women wear white at weddings?

Coz thats the colours most household appliances come in!

Will

very good one will :T

ZTD

GreyPilgrim wrote:

Maybe some un-pc jokes about girls too. And how much we can drink. etc

Don't drink much these days I'm afraid. They pump the beer full of female hormones. After a few it turns you into a woman you know. :eek:

You drink 20 pints then you talk rubbish and can't drive.

Willsnarf1983

and i was looking for something funny and witty and u come out with probably the worst thing for getting yourself lynched!


Will

Ps What do u call an ipswich fan in a 3 bed house?

answer= a burgler!

postingalwaysposting

GreyPilgrim wrote:

You're beautiful as you are pp and don't need to plaster your face with the gunk.

And you're picking you nose huh....swap you a green one for a black one?

my thoughts exactly... too expensive anyway... the only thing that goes near my face except soap and water is control gel for my oily skin... and thats when i remember :rotfl:

no i like my green ones thank you very much :rotfl:

GreyPilgrim

ZTD wrote:

Don't drink much these days I'm afraid. They pump the beer full of female hormones. After a few it turns you into a woman you know. :eek:

You drink 20 pints then you talk rubbish and can't drive.

hahahahahahahaha

rotfl

Q) why do women have arms?

A) Do you know how long it takes to lick a kitchen flooor clean?

(*gp continues running from angry female mob*)

Willsnarf1983

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sorrrrrrry

Will

Energised

GRRRRRRR!

Willsnarf1983

Energised wrote:

GRRRRRRR!

Ok i get the power tool very manly but ipwich ponces? i don't get it?




Will

EDIT the first pic didn't show orig...but vv nice