E: 30/08 Win Hourly with Tesco Direct (FB)

Jokey

I used the same 3 rhymes in rotation. I wouldn't give up, hahaha, obviously didn't do the trick

Oh well, some people have won some fab things on here & I'm made up for them, I just wish we all could have won!!

Mine were:

I’m very heavily pregnant & nearly ready to pop
But my hubby doesn't have a phone, & that's really not much cop!
Please, Tesco, let me win this super phone so when it's finally the day
I can actually contact him to tell him our baby is on his way!

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I’m in need of help. I’m in a bit of a rut
My call prices are a pain in the gut
But I despair no more, Mr Tesco, cos I’ve learnt
With Tesco Mobiles I won’t get burnt!


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I’ve never really been into history
But I know one thing that’s not a mystery
1919 was the year to astound
Cos Cohen made Tesco & bargain prices were found
Now I’m in need of a bargain mobile deal
And a HTC on the Tesco tariff is more than ideal!

Barnabysue

Can't believe the nasty comments about MSE on the Tesco wall.

Yuki60

samlovescomps wrote: »

I did three videos....no win (although last one is entered for 5pm)

See them if you want although they are obviously rubbish!!! lol

http://www.youtube.com/user/doyleeeee25?feature=mhee#p/a/u/0/DLhfelz45pw

xxx

omg rofl that giraffe one is brilliant. so funny

MrMrsR

PrimalChase wrote: »

Compared to what I have seen you guys creatively pull out, the 3PM one is terrible! Who picks these entries? lol

I now HONESTLY dont care who picks them because that 'terrible' entry is mine and I'm crying with joy. Thank you OP for posting my heart feels like it is going to burst out of my chest!!

clairecymru

Which draw will they pick the entry for to replace the chicken house one? This draw? Or choose from the ones who entered at the same time as the chicken house winner?

redbull08

1 of mine mine was

‎'So long farewell auf wiedersehen goodbye'
'Maria' hasnt won, so heres another try
entered about 'Sixteen going on Seventeen' times
but 'I have confidence' in Tesco
who have all 'My favourite things'
heres to 'Sound of music' & the joy it brings'

to win a casio keyboard

r1c0l1

Below are some of my entries, let me know what you think, The Cat No. at the top of each one was for my reference and obviously I did not post that in the why I want it box!

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Cat No.: 209-3875

Tesco!
Is it me your looking for?
I really need a new phone
Mines no good at all
Soon it’ll become my downfall
I got to get one soon
And the phone I really do adore
Is the iPhone 4.

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Cat No.: 209-7692

Xbox Xbox you're a Xbox
You can give it to me, when I need to play along
Xbox Xbox you're my Xbox
And baby I can turn you on
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Tesco Direct Judges! have a go at my crossword to find out exactly what it is I would like, http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8310/tescodirectcrossword.jpg
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What is it I would like to win, do this crossword to find out, http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8310/tescodirectcrossword.jpg
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Solve the crossword, http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4074/crossword.jpg, to reveal what Catalogue number 209-7692 is.

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Can you guess what it is? http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/4223/partm.jpg

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Cat No.: 207-9955

Hayter Lawnmower whats it like on Tesco Direct?
I'm a thousand miles away
But mower tonight you look so pretty, yes you do
Tesco Direct can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true
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Hayter, you with the grass in your box
Tesco never made a fool of you
You can get through grass just like a wild ox.

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Cat No.: 211-5875
Cat No.: 211-0117

When you're alone
And life is making you lonely,
You can always go direct
When you've got worries,
All the gadgets and the gizmos
Seems to help, Tesco direct

Tesco, Tey-ay-ay-esco
Tesco Direct they deliver to your door
It's the iPad 2 that I really do adore
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My iPad, http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2298/012wj.jpg, 200 pages of premium quality writing paper, 80 GSM, Micro-perfed for ease of removal.
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Well! I’m obviously not going to win one, http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1750/011umh.jpg, so I may as well make one!

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Cat No.: 209-0170

Tesco, Tey-ay-ay-esco
Tesco Direct will deliver to your home
Tey, he say Tey, he say Tey, he say Tey, he say Tey, he say Tey-ay-ay-esco
Tesco Direct will deliver to your home
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Richie went a-shoppin', and he did drive, TomTom
Richie went a-shoppin', and he did drive, TomTom
Richie went a-shoppin', and he did drive.
A map and a sat nav by his side, TomTom, TomTom, TomTom
He drove right up to a Tesco store, TomTom...

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Cat No.: 211-4650

Tesco Direct had a website, E-I-E-I-O
And on that website they had a Nintendo, E-I-E-I-O
With a "Wii-Wii" here and a "Wii-Wii" there
Here a "Wii" there a "Wii"
Everywhere a "Wii-Wii"
Tesco Direct had a website, E-I-E-I-O
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Tesco Direct had a website, Wii-I-Wii-I-O
And on that website they had a Nintendo, Wii-I-Wii-I-O
With a "Wii-Wii" here and a "Wii-Wii" there
Here a "Wii" there a "Wii"
Everywhere a "Wii-Wii"
Tesco Direct had a website, Wii-I-Wii-I-O

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Cat No.: 211-8760

01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01110100 01100101 01110011 01100011 01101111 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 – What does it say? Find out here http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/, I’ll give you a clue, Binary
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01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110000 00100000 01000000 00100000 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01110100 01100101 01110011 01100011 01101111 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101
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01001101 01111001 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01110010 01110100 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011
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01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110
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Cat No.: 211-8802
Dear Tesco,
I am sending; Nick Hancock, Alan Hansen, Gaby Logan, Melanie Sykes, Diarmuid Gavin, Denise van Outen, Richard Hammond, Lulu & Andrew Flintoff round to collect my Televison
Yours sincerely

ChrisMcKendrick

Good Lord, I'll actually be glad when this is over and the last glimmer of hope has gone! I'll finally be able to stop thinking in rhyme!

samlovescomps

Yuki60 wrote: »

omg rofl that giraffe one is brilliant. so funny

Glad someone liked it!! THanks xxx

Barnabysue

ChrisMcKendrick wrote: »

Good Lord, I'll actually be glad when this is over and the last glimmer of hope has gone! I'll finally be able to stop thinking in rhyme!

I've been doing that too, I sound like the old Rupert the Bear books