I have a money leak!

poppasmurf_bewdley

FireWyrm wrote: »

River water, that bears have been rolling in? Only wimps use a cut-throat although they are smaller, you should be using a bowie knife....:rotfl:but they say 'size doesnt matter' so you keep telling yourself that son

I'm off to buy a Bowie knife right now, but unfortunately the River Severn around here doesn't have any bears anymore!

What do you use when you shave? My guess would be a scythe! :eek:

FireWyrm

poppasmurf_bewdley wrote: »

I'm off to buy a Bowie knife right now, but unfortunately the River Severn around here doesn't have any bears anymore!

What do you use when you shave? My guess would be a scythe! :eek:

Owch! Only my legs dearie.

poppasmurf_bewdley

FireWyrm wrote: »

Owch! Only my legs dearie.

I wouldn't expect you to use it anywhere else!!!

Actually, I can now let you in on the truth. If you look at my public profile, you will see I have a rather luxurious beard, although it's getting rather white nowadays.

I haven't shaved since I was a babee!:beer:

FireWyrm

poppasmurf_bewdley wrote: »

I wouldn't expect you to use it anywhere else!!!

Well, you never know...you dont think everyone on the internet looks like a supermodel do you....:eek:

poppasmurf_bewdley wrote: »

Actually, I can now let you in on the truth. If you look at my public profile, you will see I have a rather luxurious beard, although it's getting rather white nowadays.

Is that what you tell your wife? It's a luxurious beard honey, not that I cant be bothered to shave.....:p That's ok, I wont tell if you wont....:shhh:

poppasmurf_bewdley wrote: »

I haven't shaved since I was a babee!:beer:

I have no comment :cool:

ceecee31

FireWyrm wrote: »

Really? Next time you need a shave, ask yourself whether you really need that expensive bic razor...why dont you use a kitchen knife instead like a real man!

Or pull them out one by one with tweezers !

heatherks

suzitiger wrote: »

Arrrrrgh!!.. I just needed a telling off because I was naughty and spent money today on things i shouldn't have. Help keep me strong guys :eek:

Don't do it again

i did the same yesterday

i took the kids on a day out trip yesterday ( used Tesco days out vouchers) took my own sandwiches , juice, crisps, fruit etc and cash out of bank before we started our trip ....and said when it was spent it was spent .. but ended up taking another £10 out of cash machine arggghhh ...i swore before i went i wasnt doing that

...will know to keep my card at home so much for a cheap day out with the kids