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Well I got none! Well done to all that did! Next time I will just have to phone creche and tell them DS is ill so I can go straight away! Damn having children!:xmassmile**New** Thrifty Gifty Money Making for Christmas and all occasions 2012**:xmassmileMember No. 11 of Happy Chappy's Clip Strip Club!
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So my morning looked like this:
Grabbed DS1, changed poo bum, threw new nappy on and ran downstairs
Strapped DS1 in car
Grabbed DS2 and strapped him in car
Removed pram travel system from boot of car in anticipation
Floored it (within the speed limits) to biggest store near me
Calmly checked for 12p Harpics then dashed to the booze section
Lifted 2 each of Stella & Bud and a couple of other bottles of alcopops to hide the price
Nearly died at SS when the total went from £20 to £4
SA looked suspicious but said nothing on 2nd transaction as alcopops hid the price better
Down to car to unload
Pacified DS1 with a bottle .... nah just kidding
Back up to store, 14 cases loaded into trolley
2 cases at a time and SA was getting suspicious and sneaking off to CS desk
Was on last transaction when the price changed so calmly asked if he'd twigged. He said he knew something was wrong but didn't know what. Thanked him for helping me so much and walked off with sweat running down my face.
But the best bit was ................ as I left the store I could hear a page over the tannoy for price control to customer services:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I got some very funny looks with a trolley full of booze at midday and 2 kids in tow. It's been a hard week but even I was shocked at how much I managed. So thank you Mr T. That's 16 cases for £32. That should go nicely with the Smirnoff Ice from last week :T0 -
I missed out too, anyway off to buy 3 guiness, thats cheaper than the costco offer on at the mo!0
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I got trouted - twice! Came away with nothing, except the biggest lie of the day so far:
"We can't sell these to you as they're coming up as an overcharge. You don't want to pay more than is on the shelf, do you?"
Funny that, when my SS receipt shows all discounts and a cancelled £4 transaction. How strange...10 Ways to Spend All Your Student Loan In A Week0 -
supersally01 wrote: »Brilliant!!!:T
It's the OPs who deserve all the credit for upsetting the Tesco Trouts. I had a field day with them during DTD. I used to clue up all the lads in the local and they tanned Tesco silly.
We even had a Tesco guy in the pub who told us he was going to phone the police :rotfl:
Even better one of the police men drank in the pub and him he'd boot his Sandy Shaws if he wasted his time. :rotfl:
But my brother takes the biscuit. He drives a bus as part of his business. Tesco staff take a funny turn every time they see him turning up in the car park. That's how they recognise him. He says he can see their faces contorting into all shapes when he gets out the bus.
Beep Beep all aboard the Tesco Raider Bus.0 -
It's a wind up guys!0
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:mad::mad::mad::mad:damn it didnt work fobury tesco extra reading...but did work at wokingham tesco got 2 bud...for 4 quid the lady say; when giving me my receipt she say...thats a mistake n i goes yup it is...wahahah i took me beer of i go....:jlove to share freebies with others.....:beer:0
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hi all..im new to the site...please could someone tell me what DTD stands for please. xx0
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Damn Tesco for fixing it soo quickly!
I wanted some too...
anyway well done to all who managed to get as much as possible0 -
DTD - Double the differenceYe cannae hing mince on a hook. :rotfl:0
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