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*Adult Only Thread* Fleshlight Male Sex Toy Bargin

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  • Mongo_2
    Mongo_2 Posts: 12 Forumite
    These things are massive and deffinately do not look like a torch. Especially with Fleshlight written on the side of it...

    "Woah! Dad nice torch! It's huge! Can I turn it on!?"
  • froggy_girl128
    froggy_girl128 Posts: 1,551 Forumite
    FleshJoe wrote:
    LOL is this a pushers forum?! Everyone pushing their affiliate store, like the person above me?

    sorry but thats not my affiliate site! its just very cheap and i have used them!
    I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something
  • FleshJoe
    FleshJoe Posts: 7 Forumite
    froggy_girl128 wrote:
    sorry but thats not my affiliate site! its just very cheap and i have used them!

    OK froggy_girl, apologies. :) No harm intended. What did you buy there? Any good stuff you recommend for *my* woman? LOL
  • FleshJoe
    FleshJoe Posts: 7 Forumite
    Mongo wrote:
    These things are massive and deffinately do not look like a torch. Especially with Fleshlight written on the side of it...

    "Woah! Dad nice torch! It's huge! Can I turn it on!?"

    12 inches long, 5 inches diameter at the wide end, 3 inches diameter at the narrow end.
  • ManAtHome
    ManAtHome Posts: 8,512 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    froggy_girl128 wrote:
    sorry but thats not my affiliate site! its just very cheap and i have used them!
    The site or the "torch" (scary...).

    Think Joe was just joining in with the humor (well he is a guest, least I can do is to converse in his native tongue).
  • Ivan_Konstantinov
    Ivan_Konstantinov Posts: 493 Forumite
    never seen this before & dont nowv what to say..but do the real deal & not the hand thang:money:

    1-ani_wonder-washer-ride.gif
  • ManAtHome
    ManAtHome Posts: 8,512 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Absolute classic - Beach Boys, Good Vibrations.
  • FleshJoe
    FleshJoe Posts: 7 Forumite
    ManAtHome wrote:
    The site or the "torch" (scary...).

    Think Joe was just joining in with the humor (well he is a guest, least I can do is to converse in his native tongue).

    Heh you bet, I find it funny that people here think its a bargain :) On the other hand how much are you gonna spend on a date and not get cooch? This is always home, willing and ready to go. So its not only me joining in with the humour, and my native tongue.... Oh well dont get me started :)
  • Wombat
    Wombat Posts: 960 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 500 Posts Combo Breaker
    raymond wrote:
    The hole looks like its very small, even if it took d cells its tooooo small.

    Big 'ead!! :rotfl:
  • markabuckley
    markabuckley Posts: 140 Forumite
    can you put the "torch" in the microwave ?
    Smile and be happy, things can usually get worse!
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