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Christmas At Those Pearly Gates
Nytehawk
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.:T
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. :T
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's used panties.
Saint Peter looked with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those symbolize?"
The man replied,…………………………… "They're Carols." :A
Merry Christmas to all........... Smile and watch it become contagious
"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.:T
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. :T
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's used panties.
Saint Peter looked with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those symbolize?"
The man replied,…………………………… "They're Carols." :A
Merry Christmas to all........... Smile and watch it become contagious
"Did you hear about the frog that broke down on the motorway???? They toad him away!"
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