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A Really Really rude Christmas Poem
Nytehawk
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He lay her on the table so white & clean & bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.
The slit was wet and everything set, he gave a joyful cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside: All was dark & murky.
He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody Turkey.
May I wish you and your dirty mind a very Merry Christmas
:santa2: :xmassign: :santa2: :xmassign: :santa2: :xmassign: :xmastree:
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.
The slit was wet and everything set, he gave a joyful cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside: All was dark & murky.
He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody Turkey.
May I wish you and your dirty mind a very Merry Christmas
:santa2: :xmassign: :santa2: :xmassign: :santa2: :xmassign: :xmastree:
"Did you hear about the frog that broke down on the motorway???? They toad him away!"
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