Santas Sleigh Is Fart Powered !!!!

emmaBZ

O.K i just spent the past half hour having my DD whos 6 asking all about santa ? how does he get in as we havnt got an open fire....? how does rudolphs nose light up.....? how does santa fly....? ect....ect.... so i told her hes magic and uses magic to make the sleigh fly ect... when OH walks in and she askes him.... apparently....according to OH.....santa uses FART power to fly :eek: !!!! hubby told her all through the year santa collects his farts!!:eek: in jars..and if he hasnt got enough fart power he also collects the little "elf" farts.:eek: ....and then on xmas eve he ties all jars to sleigh and uses them to fly the sleigh.....:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: PMSL !!!!!

Foxy106

LMAO A very smelly christmas to you :rotfl:

lil_me

That's brilliant, my son would love the idea of that as he finds anything to do with breaking wind hilarous!

sured

i'm shocked, santa doesnt fart,
and neither do his elves,
or rudolph and his pals,
just wait till DD tells the teacher :eek:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

LJD1_2

lil_me wrote:

That's brilliant, my son would love the idea of that as he finds anything to do with breaking wind hilarous!

Yip, that sounds like my son. The day we told him veg makes you fart was the day he started eating his veg first of all and asking for seconds. He loves sprouts and cabbage as we said they were the worst! Boys!

karren

yuk! lol what is it with little boys?

Snaggles

LOL!! This would make my son laugh his head off too - he loves fart jokes. We call cabbage 'trumpy veg' which is the only way to get him to eat it (we say 'Oh no, don't eat the trumpy veg, you'll be trumping all day', and whoosh, it's gone off his plate and into his mouth in seconds). Don't you love a bit of revolting, juvenile reverse psychology!

Oh god, I'm such a bad mother.......:rolleyes:

thriftlady_2

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Queen.Bess

The people in my office must think I've gone mad! I've got tears rolling down my face at this thread! I'm not a mother yet but will remember this in future if my kids don't want to eat their veggies!

Snaggles

Not as funny, but all our veg have been renamed over the years to encourage my son to eat them - we have green trees (broccolli), white trees (cauliflower), snowmen's noses (carrots), elves footballs (peas), swords (asparagus), the aforementioned trumpy veg (cabbage), squashed peas (mange touts), slimeballs (mushrooms), eyes (cucumber - looks like eyes when it's sliced), I could go on.......

This might sound crazy, but he's now 6 years old, (and does now call each vegetable by its proper name), and will eat a wide variety of vegetables with no fuss whatsoever.

nicki_2

My MIL tricked my SIL into eating parsnips by telling her they were "White carrots" :rotfl: We still tease her for it