THE FUTURE IS ONE BIG CHALLENGE AFTER ANOTHER for 3Dogs and friends ..... PART 3

Aesop

I have had to ask the Co-op to send me a new card, as my old account had expired and they said it was still registered but couldn't find the card number. So will have to wait for it to come through before I go shopping... and hopefully they will send me some vouchers

just bought the new Jack Reacher book for 90p :j:j:j:j

debated whether or not to buy it and just went for it! I love my books just don't read enough anymore.

Maybe I should start saving my amazon vouchers for a kindle.

The_Dragon

Dr Dragon thought it would be good for me, we will be taking The Furry Dragon (tm) and we hope to take photos in Walpole St Peter (it is where they filmed the Lord Peter Wimsey story "The Nine Tailors")

3Dogs

The_Dragon wrote: »

Dr Dragon thought it would be good for me, we will be taking The Furry Dragon (tm) and we hope to take photos in Walpole St Peter (it is where they filmed the Lord Peter Wimsey story "The Nine Tailors")

I didn't know that!!! I am sure that Dr Dragon is right - it will do you good pet

boultdj

Happy Birthday Beanie.

savingwannabe

Hello Boult. We just arrived a while ago the boys unpacked my things and tidied and had a cup of tea and now they have gone. It was a wonderful holiday. Hoooray for holidays.

Happy birthday Beanie.

I am unpacking and have a lot of catching up to do on the threads. :T

savingwannabe

The Pilot and the Priest

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly
Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in
Sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you,
So that I may know whether or not to admit you to
The Kingdom of Heaven ?'
The guy replies, 'I'm Jack, retired airline pilot
From Houston .'
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says
To the pilot, 'Take this silken robe and golden
Staff and enter the Kingdom.' The pilot goes into
Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and
Booms out, 'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's
For the last 43 years.'
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the
Priest, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and
Enter the Kingdom.
'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was
A pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff
And I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?'
'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter.
'When you preached - people slept. When he flew,
People prayed.'

Right i am unpacking.

savingwannabe

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A YANKEE BASEBALL GAME.

THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS, HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED and MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,

"I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH ... ONLY 100 NUNS LIVE THERE."


THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
"I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA . ONLY 5O NUNS LIVE THERE."


THE THIRD GUY SAID,

"I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO. ONLY 25 NUNS LIVE THERE."

THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,

"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"

3Dogs

Both very good jokes Kit :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

You all settled at home now? It's been fabulous to see you and Steve & Andy twice this week :j :j :j :j

savingwannabe

We had a ball. So good to see you both. I am unpacking v slowly and am just about done! Can't wait to see Our Miche too.

savingwannabe

Can anyone help Beanie? Her computer has completely died. She is upset. We can only contact her by text she can't use facebook or anything.:(:(:( Pants.

She spilt coffee on it a few days ago and now it is not working. I am not sure if her heating works any ideas? I am posting this on Bob's thread too.