THE FUTURE IS ONE BIG CHALLENGE AFTER ANOTHER for 3Dogs and friends ..... PART 3

savingwannabe

Was just sent this by Steve.
THE OSTRICH

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.


The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to

the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will

be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and

pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man

says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"

asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and

a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and

places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,

sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change

in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and

found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered

me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,

I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money

would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a

million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want

for as long as you live!"

"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact

money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick

with a big !!! and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."






WELL HELLO

craftihants

savingwannabe wrote: »

Was just sent this by Steve.
THE OSTRICH

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.


The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to

the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will

be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and

pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man

says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"

asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and

a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and

places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,

sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change

in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and

found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered

me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,

I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money

would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a

million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want

for as long as you live!"

"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact

money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick

with a big !!! and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."






WELL HELLO

like this, very funny

thanks for a lovely weekend sweetie
i hope you had a good day with no hypo's

xxx:A

savingwannabe

just talking to steve on phone. i had a hypo but ok now. Are you going to visit them on the weekend of the 4th with me? it is a sat/or sunday.

savingwannabe

I am going to make my bed and go to bed. Sooo tired back in an hour or so. How was your day?

steviehants

Evening Gang, :wave:

Hope everyone is well?

Well we all had a fabulous weekend at Kits & especialy to Meet Erika & Aesop & her son.

Was also good to meet up with Susan & Alan. It was so nice of Kit to put us all up in her B&B & the food she gave us all was wonderful. Must say Kit did look after everyone & made everyone feel welcome into her home. We all enjoyed London & to Even go into Harrods Looking at the food hall then to visit other departments. then the walk through Kensington Gardens & the nice meal we all had at bayswater.

savingwannabe

Errr he forgot Soho, and the funny shop i visited in order to get souvenirs!!!

Everyone really helped out and we had a great weekend. steve i owe you some pink marigolds.

Alan bought Steve and Andy some long johns to hang on my washing line and some chilli powder for me so i could threaten them!!!!

They also hung tea bags on the washing line to give my neighbours a laugh too before Susan visited.

steviehants

savingwannabe wrote: »

Errr he forgot Soho, and the funny shop i visited in order to get souvenirs!!!

Everyone really helped out and we had a great weekend. steve i owe you some pink marigolds.

Alan bought Steve and Andy some long johns to hang on my washing line and some chilli powder for me so i could threaten them!!!!

They also hung tea bags on the washing line to give my neighbours a laugh too before Susan visited.

SoHo.. :eek: Kit bought me something naughty. :eek:

savingwannabe

It was the cleanest thing in the whole shop. I feel truly educated now.:eek::eek::eek::o:D

Going to get bedclothes from washing line too busy laughing to sleep back soon. (5-10 mins).

Aesop

quick post and got to run, where did you eat in Bayswater?

craftihants

had such a good weekend my voice even lasted today as well woooopwoooooooooooooop