Any ideas for a joke camping hamper

jopsey

Long story but a good friend has mocked me for years about me choosing to go camping for my hols anyay this year she went for the first time and loved it ,si I thought I would make her a 'camping' hamper up to now I have got

Mini shower gel,mini soap,false suntan, ear plugs,insect repellant,torch,hotwater bottle,matches,playing cards,bingo game,map

Anybody other ideas please

freebie_junkie

a bikin like the one worn by babbs in carry on camping?

jopsey

freebie_junkie wrote:

a bikin like the one worn by babbs in carry on camping?

brilliant idea she has just lost 3 stone on the lighter life diet and look's fab (!!!!!):rotfl:

cats_whiskers

Hi

How about a tin mug, mini washing line and couple of pegs, folding cutlery, mosquito net, small cooking pot and a tin of beans. :rotfl:

emg

I was going to suggest the tin mug too! Maybe a few spare tent pegs. Some woolly socks?

chickadee

A loo roll!

Also one of those cheap plastic rain capes, the kind you get at Alton Towers.

tiff

Some glow sticks for night time
Drawstring bag for toiletries
tea lights and tealight holders
citronella candle
one of those lighters for the stove and candles
camping pillow (small ones from a camping shop)
put it all in a folding crate, we use lots of these to store things in the tent

full-time-mum

jopsey wrote:

Long story but a good friend has mocked me for years about me choosing to go camping for my hols anyay this year she went for the first time and loved it ,si I thought I would make her a 'camping' hamper up to now I have got

Mini shower gel,mini soap,false suntan, ear plugs,insect repellant,torch,hotwater bottle,matches,playing cards,bingo game,map

Anybody other ideas please

We always pack a potty for those middle of the night emergencies.:rotfl:

tiff

We use a plastic bin with a lid!

sandieb

Loo roll to accompany the emergency toilet?

andi2

a cheap can opener & corkscrew - loads of people in other tents have borrowed mine coz they forget to pack the kitchen ones at home :>))