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Thought it was an April Fool! Dazzle Your VAjazzle

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  • blue_monkey_2
    blue_monkey_2 Posts: 11,435 Forumite
    So, what they are using are really the cheapo crystals. Classy. Doesn't get any more essex than that I suppose.

    Roll on the summer - can't wait to see who'll have what poking over the waistband of their bikini briefs and low slung trousers. It ain't going to be pretty I am sure.
  • blue_monkey_2
    blue_monkey_2 Posts: 11,435 Forumite
    jillyjacks wrote: »
    LOL I wondered this as well.......they'd be all over the bed digging in your back....worse than crumbs in the bed after eating toast...LOL

    And also, are they not a bit of a hazard? I mean, with all the in and outs, sweat and bodyily fluids, could they not come unstuck and get stuck 'up there' or maybe 'in' his? OWWWWW.

    I think that I am giving this way more thought than is healthy.... :p
  • Oopsadaisy
    Oopsadaisy Posts: 1,818 Forumite
    Yeah...put a bit of glitter back on the old rusty sheriff's badge!!!!!!!!
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  • Oopsadaisy
    Oopsadaisy Posts: 1,818 Forumite
    Vajazzaled - more like 'someones left broken glass in my badly wrapped donner kebab'
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  • bb69
    bb69 Posts: 1,748 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Oh Shut Up....

    (Said in true the Only Way is Essex style..I'm not being rude lol)
  • hopeful17_2
    hopeful17_2 Posts: 237 Forumite
    blue_monkey wrote: »
    OMG, that made me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Maybe you could Arsazzle that.


    this has to be the funniest thread i have ever read on here. i couldnt stop laughing. i cant wait till it takes off for men!!! rofl. **wonders what they will call it****:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    :T
  • *Jelly_Tots*
    *Jelly_Tots* Posts: 2,102 Forumite
    Oopsadaisy wrote: »
    Vajazzaled - more like 'someones left broken glass in my badly wrapped donner kebab'
    OMG :rotfl:
  • Oopsadaisy
    Oopsadaisy Posts: 1,818 Forumite
    Surely most men would prefer a Pearl Necklace to Vajazzles???
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  • Oopsadaisy
    Oopsadaisy Posts: 1,818 Forumite
    hopeful17 wrote: »
    i cant wait till it takes off for men!!! ro **wonders what they will call it**

    Sparkly Knobs??
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  • Oopsadaisy
    Oopsadaisy Posts: 1,818 Forumite
    Glitter bags??
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