THE FUTURE IS ONE BIG CHALLENGE AFTER ANOTHER for 3Dogs and friends ..... PART 2

steviehants

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda !!!!ed off because he doesn't want to be yellow.
Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads... He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing.
Anyway... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads," he begs her. "I'm hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing me, you know?"
"Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes:
"Abracapokus! You're brown!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is brown ! Except..... for his weenie, which is still yellow.
"Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still yellow!"
"Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." So the toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes okay it's a coincidence, but it's true).
"Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with me on account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off."
Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here." she says. And with that, she yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his goolies, which remain purple.
"Hold up sweetheart!", he says to the fairy godmother, "My goolies are still purple!"
"Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that."
"Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I find the Wizard of Oz?"
"Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off..........














she flew off, saying.......
"Just follow the yellow-!!!!!! toad !! "

beanielou

1 lb off this week so pleased with that.
Just had my kit kat~yum.

savingwannabe

Puds watches it i might watch it too tonight i did watch old series' it was really inspiring. Made me think about what i ate and that i should exercise. I might have an early night.

MicheH

Night Andy, it's been ages. And thanks again. You know why x

steviehants

beanielou wrote: »

1 lb off this week so pleased with that.
Just had my kit kat~yum.

hey well done beanie... :beer::j

savingwannabe

Well done beanie.

STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o:o:o:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

steviehants

MicheH wrote: »

Night Andy, it's been ages. And thanks again. You know why x

Night Miche... :kisses3:

MicheH

beanielou wrote: »

1 lb off this week so pleased with that.
Just had my kit kat~yum.

Oh wow! and your were not expecting it!! Well done\beanie :j :T

3Dogs

savingwannabe wrote: »

Well i am glad you had a giggle. We have had a fab night haven't we. I am completely destressed. We are lucky we have so much. Frienndships that will never be broken we have been through so much and come through smiling. hooray.

If anyone knows WilliamD1964 (an old and good friend) can they say a prayer for him he is very worried about work today.

Couldn't have said it better myself Kit :j :j :j :j and one prayer for WilliamD on the list

Night Andy - hope it's not too bad at work tonight petal

MicheH

lol Steve. Love it.