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The Bankrupt Inn - Part 10

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  • SurreyLass1
    SurreyLass1 Posts: 295 Forumite
    Yee Ha - I've had 2! Oops - problem is a bottle left half drunk from the weekend and an OH working till 10.30, oh and potty training!

    Potty Training and getting your head round BR is not the best!!!!
    'Don't judge me 'till you have walked a mile in my shoes'
  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
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    A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth.

    Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home..

    Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

    Margaret looked him over. 'No Darl.'

    Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots.

    Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

    Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way'

    Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET? DO YOU?'

    'No Darl', she replied.

    'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS BOOTS!'

    Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,

    'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.':rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • SurreyLass1
    SurreyLass1 Posts: 295 Forumite
    Lovin' K9 btw!
    'Don't judge me 'till you have walked a mile in my shoes'
  • SurreyLass1
    SurreyLass1 Posts: 295 Forumite
    Fab!

    Heard about that new website www.conjuntivitis.com?

    Its a site for sore eyes!
    'Don't judge me 'till you have walked a mile in my shoes'
  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
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    Good night from sizz early start:D
  • mrcurious_2
    mrcurious_2 Posts: 105 Forumite
    Morning all, have a good day :j
  • SurreyLass1
    SurreyLass1 Posts: 295 Forumite
    Morning!
    I am booking my court date today.
    'Don't judge me 'till you have walked a mile in my shoes'
  • Angiepange
    Angiepange Posts: 3,521 Forumite
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    Morning MrC :wave:

    Morning SL, good luck, let us know the outcome :)
  • Angiepange
    Angiepange Posts: 3,521 Forumite
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    gmsmall.gif

    Coffee's on :)
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Morning all :hello:
    Angiepange wrote: »

    Coffee's on :)

    Ooooh I'll join you Angie :dance:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
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