The Bankrupt Inn - Part 10

SurreyLass1

Yee Ha - I've had 2! Oops - problem is a bottle left half drunk from the weekend and an OH working till 10.30, oh and potty training!

Potty Training and getting your head round BR is not the best!!!!

sizzler

A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth.

Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home..

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'No Darl.'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET? DO YOU?'

'No Darl', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS BOOTS!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,

'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.':rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

SurreyLass1

Lovin' K9 btw!

SurreyLass1

Fab!

Heard about that new website www.conjuntivitis.com?

Its a site for sore eyes!

sizzler

Good night from sizz early start:D

mrcurious_2

Morning all, have a good day :j

SurreyLass1

Morning!
I am booking my court date today.

Angiepange

Morning MrC :wave:

Morning SL, good luck, let us know the outcome

Angiepange

Coffee's on

IF

Morning all :hello:

Angiepange wrote: »

Coffee's on

Ooooh I'll join you Angie :dance: