Notice to Newcomers - re Trolls - Part 10

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ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Bump.........x

You've got a wicked sense of humour IF :rotfl:

boultdj

Afternoon All.

Erme

handyman123 wrote: »

Hi Spoon, yes we had Sun for most of the day, I never mentioned the Force 5 South Westerly blowing straight off the Sea though, flippin cold it was. More Rain Tomorrow :eek:. I just wish it would go straight into the pots and planters instead of down my neck. I'm still having to go round with the watering can.

Regards, Handy.:D

What's wrong with reusing Lady's urine :rotfl: - sure it has good fertiliser in it

handyman123 wrote: »

Peeing it down again and the postie has put his size 10:mad: in the Cat lit Tray in the Porch. Blinking stuff everywhere. I have had to lift the Rug and take out the boot box to clear it up. Wouldn't be so bad but he delivers half the post in the area to my address and then I have to take it round the neighbors.

When can I have summer back?

When you ask nicely and stop polluting the atmosphere LOL...a week tomorrow no cigs ..(well two to be precise)..

Maverick has done my head in today...after playing mind games saying I was 'mishearing' stuff (better than saying I was imagining it - but still :mad:) I then challenge him about his attitude of late...he says I'm 'not normal'...well if I was as paranoid as him I'd be on a community treatment order and sectioned for 6 months :rotfl:..

So Maverick can go without a visit tomorrow. I wish I'd cancelled my order now for that. Glad they're not getting my cards (they wanted to sell them @ 25p - for handmade cards!!! :mad:)....horrid, horrid elderly past it maverick.....

So that's me ...Handy how is your debts these days and how is the Mrs?

E

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Fred was halfway down page two :eek:

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I'm back again with another

thechippy

Oi Oi...........:D

handyman123_2

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Erme wrote: »

What's wrong with reusing Lady's urine :rotfl: - sure it has good fertiliser in it





When you ask nicely and stop polluting the atmosphere LOL...a week tomorrow no cigs ..(well two to be precise)..

Maverick has done my head in today...after playing mind games saying I was 'mishearing' stuff (better than saying I was imagining it - but still :mad:) I then challenge him about his attitude of late...he says I'm 'not normal'...well if I was as paranoid as him I'd be on a community treatment order and sectioned for 6 months :rotfl:..

So Maverick can go without a visit tomorrow. I wish I'd cancelled my order now for that. Glad they're not getting my cards (they wanted to sell them @ 25p - for handmade cards!!! :mad:)....horrid, horrid elderly past it maverick.....

So that's me ...Handy how is your debts these days and how is the Mrs?

E

If you makes I laugh as well :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Thought for a while it was Lady H's car. She once crashed hers under a bridge, took a classic sports car out head on :eek: The owner of the other car thought Lord Hooray was driving because his Parkinsons sometimes made him slurr his words. Police breathalised the wrong one. :eek:

Erme, your comment reminds me of the last time we had the septic tank emptied, I told the driver of the Bovril machine to take care of all 3,000 gallons and use it well. Why he asked, I told him it's the most expensive !!!!!! you will ever collect it cost £10.00 per kilo to produce. With all the Fizz, Port, Caviar, Salmon and Venison that went into making it you should bottle it and sell it at the Garden Center.:eek:

Can I ask who is Maverick ?

I have even had to ease back on the E Ciggy for a while as I have had a bad flair up of my Asthma, didn't have it until 10 years ago, not surprising as I have worked with every hazardous substance known to mankind. On my last contract 20 of us were exposed to Asbestos, A German section engineer said I don't know what you guys are complaining about, at your age you will all be dead before you get cancer. He had to be escorted from site, before he was lynched. The Danish company I worked for has gone through several changes of owner so compo is a long way off.

Cheers to all for now, Handy.

thechippy

Handy,

I'm on an e-fag as well!!

How you finding them. Mines kept me off the real fags for a few days now.

Best thing since big boobies......:D:rotfl:

handyman123_2

thechippy wrote: »

Handy,

I'm on an e-fag as well!!

How you finding them. Mines kept me off the real fags for a few days now.

Best thing since big boobies......:D:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You know me chippy, if I fell in a barrel of nipples I would come uot sucking my thumb :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You said you like a cigar, I'm partial to the odd King Edward as well. Give me a couple of minutes and I will post details of an E Cigar.
I quite fancy a go at one of these for special occasions.

I find my E ciggy great while I'm driving. Thank goodness I have a USB charger for the car.

Regards Handy.

thechippy

Nice one Handy....:D

Which one you using?
I carried out quite a bit of research and ended up with the NG (new generation) model from best4egigs.com.

Fully charged with a new cart lasts all day....:D