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A plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it :)

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  • jinky67 wrote: »
    you would do well not to;)

    One can't *parp.* in those fab heels, you would fall over and do some damage:D:rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    One can't *parp.* in those fab heels, you would fall over and do some damage:D:rotfl:
    aye, would break my ankles or my leg or something:rotfl:

    pleaser-bordello-teeze-12-ribbon-bow-stiletto-shoe-1077-p.jpg

    I do have a pair of these, need to send them back though, too small:o:mad:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • jinky67 wrote: »
    aye, would break my ankles or my leg or something:rotfl:

    pleaser-bordello-teeze-12-ribbon-bow-stiletto-shoe-1077-p.jpg

    I do have a pair of these, need to send them back though, too small:o:mad:
    :o:o:o:o I bet they look fab on as well:D Get a bigger size.
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    :naughty:

    Oh? You're a bend-over girl?
    Nah, Mr.B:rotfl:

    You shouldn't have your mind on him. It might roll off...
    Not that old, shower is about 5 years old.

    That's poor.
    What make is that then?Cookworks

    I shall avoid them then.
    Well that's true, the only way is up:D

    As sung by "The Little Blue Pills"...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    aye, would break my ankles or my leg or something:rotfl:

    pleaser-bordello-teeze-12-ribbon-bow-stiletto-shoe-1077-p.jpg

    I do have a pair of these, need to send them back though, too small:o:mad:

    I'm not surprised. The front looks about the right size and shape for a hoof - not a foot...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD wrote: »
    Oh? You're a bend-over girl?.
    I am no one's bend over girl:p


    ZTD wrote: »
    You shouldn't have your mind on him. It might roll off...
    my mind frequently wanders off him

    ZTD wrote: »
    That's poor.
    It is and now i have to resort to long luxurious baths..life is so hard:D:rotfl:


    ZTD wrote: »
    I shall avoid them then.
    Best to do so and i really liked the look of it as well..lovely stainless steel. It looks great in the kitchen:o


    ZTD wrote: »
    As sung by "The Little Blue Pills"...
    I thought it was that Yaz woman?
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD wrote: »
    I'm not surprised. The front looks about the right size and shape for a hoof - not a foot...

    fight, fight:eek::rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    my mind frequently wanders off him

    When it runs away, then you've got to worry.
    It is and now i have to resort to long luxurious baths..life is so hard:D:rotfl:

    I thought you needed your cold showers to get you through the day?
    I thought it was that Yaz woman?

    Yaz and the Plastic Population (IIRC).

    The Little Blue Pills sing "The only way is up (and if the effects last longer than 4 hours seek urgent medical attention)" which is a lot less snappy, but much more popular for some reason...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD wrote: »
    When it runs away, then you've got to worry.
    :rotfl::rotfl: It can often be found in the hills..singing away to itself.:rotfl:


    ZTD wrote: »
    I thought you needed your cold showers to get you through the day?
    Ah, the same could be said back to you:p:p


    ZTD wrote: »
    Yaz and the Plastic Population (IIRC).

    The Little Blue Pills sing "The only way is up (and if the effects last longer than 4 hours seek urgent medical attention)" which is a lot less snappy, but much more popular for some reason...

    The things you learn on here..:rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    :rotfl::rotfl: It can often be found in the hills..singing away to itself.:rotfl:

    Like the new Julie Andrews?! :cool:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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