Need help with a recipe for a gift

creamcrackers

I know this sounds a really strange request. I'm looking
for a chocolate paste recipe to mould and shape into
chocolate poop.
My 10 year old son is a cheeky little thing who seems
to have a thing about passing wind at the moment.
disgusting i know but that is my son for you.
I try not to laugh at him because it seems to make him worse
but sometimes you just can't help it.
Anyway the reason why i would like this recipe is
my son is always joking around with me and the last few years
at christmas i always give him a joke christmas present for a laugh
just to get my own back.
so this year i thought i would make him a chocolate poop gift.
You can buy chocolate poop on ebay but a little expensive
so i thought i would try to make it myself, I have searched around on the net but not really found anything suitable , does any know how i could make a chocolate paste recipe
that can be eaten.
thank you
x

MrsCrafty

creamcrackers wrote: »

I know this sounds a really strange request. I'm looking
for a chocolate paste recipe to mould and shape into
chocolate poop.
My 10 year old son is a cheeky little thing who seems
to have a thing about passing wind at the moment.
disgusting i know but that is my son for you.
I try not to laugh at him because it seems to make him worse
but sometimes you just can't help it.
Anyway the reason why i would like this recipe is
my son is always joking around with me and the last few years
at christmas i always give him a joke christmas present for a laugh
just to get my own back.
so this year i thought i would make him a chocolate poop gift.
You can buy chocolate poop on ebay but a little expensive

so i thought i would try to make it myself, I have searched around on the net but not really found anything suitable , does any know how i could make a chocolate paste recipe
that can be eaten.
thank you
x

The only thing I can think of is buying soft malleable icing and adding some brown food colouring to it.

Why not just get choc covered stuff ie raisins or nuts?

GemJar_2

found these??

http://www.dennycraftmoulds.co.uk/show.asp?id=2207

1. 1
   Get 2-3 spoonful of peanut butter and put it in a microwaveable bowl
2. 2
   Squirt a little bit of [choose one or all] chocolate syrup, soda, seeds or raisins, barbecue sauce, or pudding in and mix it with a spoon
3. 3
   When you like the color, put it in the microwave for 25 seconds
4. 4
   Let it cool for a minute, then mold it into the shape you want.
5. 5
   Put into a ziplock bag.
6. 6
   Cut a hole that's about an inch in the corner of the bag.
7. 7
   Squeeze it out of the bag to make a poop like shape

hope this helps xx

fairy3

Hi found this on the net but can't tell you how it turns out although it does say 'gourmet' the mind boggles!

http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/9/Gourmet_Reindeer_Poop546.shtml

and did like this poem to go with it as a tag to go with it :

"You've been naughty,
So here's the scoop.
You're getting nothing
But reindeer poop!"

HTH

G
X

creamcrackers

Thank you everyone there some great ideas, love the poem fairy3.
I've decided to make the poop gift for my sons friends aswell as they are just as bad
as my little man hehehe that will teach them. Love it!

thanks again

x

Jollymummy3

What about doing mini cake pops.

Just crumble up a madeira cake (shops value range is fine) mix in some choc frosting (again shop bought is fine) until you get a play dough type texture. Put in the fridge for a couple of hours then roll into balls. You can dunk into melted choc and allow to cool but my kids love them just as they are.