House Demand is still high FACT!

Loughton_Monkey

Greatgimp wrote: »

Back exits, surely!

To avoid any major semantic debates, let us just assume that Estate Agents have some sort of orifice to their rear's. It is talking through that orifice to which I was alluding.

wymondham

Isnt that false advertising?
I'd go in and ask to see the proof!

Loughton_Monkey

wymondham wrote: »

Isnt that false advertising?
I'd go in and ask to see the proof!

Can't really be arsed to be honest. I'm not buying or selling so all a bit academic at the moment.

I would bother with the ASA (Advertising Standard Authority) but in true fashion, as usual for Quango's, they have long since ceased 'doing anything' other than pleading for as big a budget as possible each year, and spending it on luxurious premises, high salaries, jobs for their friends, and pushing out the odd Press Notice.

So for my own purpose, I'm just filing it away in my Waste Paper Bin, but I thought I would share the joy with members of this forum that they have absolutely nothing to worry about with House Prices!

[Of course the Estate Agents could well be telling porkie pies, exaggerating, talking through their back exits (or even entrances) and this could be their last desperate attempt to stay afloat under the maelstrom of global property meltdown. Clutching at straws......]. Who's to say?

Cleaver

doire wrote: »

Please tell me this is a wind up?

You're a sharp one doire.

Loughton_Monkey

Cleaver wrote: »

You're a sharp one doire.

Maybe doesn't understand satire?

[Thinking it means seated in a higher position?]

Doire, you may care to look it up in the dictionary. You'll find it between 'Sarcastic' and 'Senile'.