The Bankrupt Inn - Part 9

IF

I think Curly is eating her breakfast.......smells so nice too!!:D:p

curly04

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

I think Curly is eating her breakfast.......smells so nice too!!:D:p

i've not started cooking it yet - still in the design process :rotfl::rotfl:

alastairq

hi guys....

been a bit of an invalid these last coupla days....[ie, more so than usual]........acquired a nasty infection in my one good leg...whole lower bit [twixt knee and sock] is bright red, stings like billyoh, and hurts as well...

saw quack last night, got a fistful of aunty biotics...and S&H is busy looking after me..ie not demanding I make him too much toast and marmite!


dunno how on earth it all occurred....explained on dog'n bone to XOH, who looked up symptoms on NHS do-it-yourself diagnosis.


narrowed it all down to two possible things... syphilis in its advanced stage, or bubonic plague.


XOH is nothing if not helpful?

However, if I do get to take time off work, my sick note will boost my street credibility...

confused76

oh dear Alastair sounds nasty....i hope the antibiotics kick in soon....

erm...helpful ex :eek:

IF

Oh dear Alastair, big hug from me

Hmmm not an helpful ex eh!!:eek:

IF

curly04 wrote: »

i've not started cooking it yet - still in the design process :rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

curly04

Alastairq hope your better soon

sounds like my ex hubby has found you sorry for setting him free to the world

alastairq

hi guys, thanks for the simpos.....in reality we all find it rather amusing....imagine if some poor soul had been looking up similar symptoms......talk about trying to put wind up folk...

curly04

according to NHS direct - i shouldnt have been getting out of bed for the last 33
in fact according to NHS direct I should be doing the dirt nap

neilscot44

OK ive had a craving for fish fingers so just cooked myself a packet! hmm that means will have to starve one night next week lol... hmm i hope i'm not pregnant, having a craving!!!:eek::eek: