The Bankrupt Inn - Part 9

sizzler

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sizzler

Scouse vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Hull , parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Angiepange

sizzler wrote: »

Scouse vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Hull , parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Sizz, what are you like !!!!!!

Reminds me of the time our son was only 4 and my DH had just had the above mentioned procedure ! He told all the nursery staff he couldnt jump on his Dads lap cos his Dad had a great big bandage on his w***y :rotfl::eek:

You should of seen the looks my poor DH got when he went to collect our son :rotfl:

Tupperware_Queen

Falze wrote: »

Is 1 keg enough ??

its a start!! lol :beer:

Tupperware_Queen

Angiepange wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Sizz, what are you like !!!!!!

Reminds me of the time our son was only 4 and my DH had just had the above mentioned procedure ! He told all the nursery staff he couldnt jump on his Dads lap cos his Dad had a great big bandage on his w***y :rotfl::eek:

You should of seen the looks my poor DH got when he went to collect our son :rotfl:

thats kids for you!!

IF

Evening all x

Just popped in for a nightcap

sugarbabe-47

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Evening all x

Just popped in for a nightcap

Ah very nice indeed cheers If, just got in from late night chrimbo shopping with my son:D just unwinding now:T

sugarbabe-47

Falze wrote: »

Only if you want to - I dont want to see you collapsed across a pic-nic bench again Sugar !!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D

sugarbabe-47

Tupperware_Queen wrote: »

hey guys - well sugar, I think your day rubbed off on me!!!

:eek::eek:OOOpsssieee!!! My day did get better though and I agree TQ you have to find all the positives after B/R, it certainly makes you think differently, well I do anyhooo:D;)

Angiepange

ooh lovely night cap thanks If x

Hey Sugar, how did the shopping go? Hopefully no long queues or crowds !