E: 31/10 Win a Purple iPod Nano

bella165

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sms poetry competition is to write a poem that is short enough to fit in a single 160 character mobile phone SMS text message.

The theme of this competition is 'NEW BEGGININGS'. You can enter as many times as you wish. All poems MUST be a maximum of 160 characters long (this includes punctuation spaces and line breaks).

pedped

This was mine -

There was a young man with a big heart
When one morning he woke with a start
He didn't know why
But then gave a big sigh
As he realised his wife had just done a big f@@@

Please do not copy this as I believe this shows true literary merit, and is worthy of winning the nanopod.

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:rotfl:

Hmmm - now where were the details for entry to the Booker Prize next year!

zenseeker

That's a limerick, not a poem.

Dalkirst

So is this a text comp?

onetreehillgrrl

Dalkirst wrote: »

So is this a text comp?

No
You need to either register to enter in the forum, or if you have a facebook account you can post your entries below.

pedped

zenseeker wrote: »

That's a limerick, not a poem.

Limerick (poetry)

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A limerick is a five-line poem in anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (aabba), which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent

Wikipedia says different!!:rotfl: Or do you know different, Zenseeker?

zenseeker

btw Ped, please stop sending me messages, I have no interest in anything that you have to say.

pedped

zenseeker wrote: »

btw Ped, please stop sending me messages, I have no interest in anything that you have to say.

Then I suggest you do the same, and perhaps you could refrain from posting comments at every available opportunity when I have posted something, which is nothing to do with you.

I have asked you before, and I ask you again politely to leave me alone.

zenseeker

Ped, I told you once, I'm telling you for the last time...stop PMing me. All I do is delete them now, I refuse to read your abusive crap anymore.

pedped

zenseeker wrote: »

Ped, I told you once, I'm telling you for the last time...stop PMing me. All I do is delete them now, I refuse to read your abusive crap anymore.

I sent two pm messages in response to yours - the second was this -

This is the third time that I am asking you to leave me alone. You had no reason to criticise my earlier post. If you don't wish to have any further contact, the answer is simple. LEAVE ME ALONE. Is that too difficult or too much to ask?

pedped

zenseeker wrote: »

Ped, I told you once, I'm telling you for the last time...stop PMing me. All I do is delete them now, I refuse to read your abusive crap anymore.

The first message I sent was this -

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Limerick (poetry)

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A limerick is a five-line poem in anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (aabba), which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent

Thanks anyway."

Perhaps you could explain to whoever it is you are trying to impress which of the above messages you found to be "abusive crap"