**Notice To Newcomers ~ Re: Trolls ~ part 9!**

solventsoon

Tixy wrote: »

Здравствулте!
I suppose using babel fish is cheating

Thanks Tixy that's what I was trying to say earlier - not the bumps bit, just the hello:D:D

and no, not cheating at all, don't worry I won't tell anyone

solventsoon

BorassicLint wrote: »

I had to come back from my sisters the next morning as OH was taken ill again:(

Sorry to hear that, BL, how is he doing now?

3Dogs

BUMP back up to the top of page 1

handyman123_2

Good Evening all, Its been a manic first day back.

No doom and gloom though. Normal service resumed. A 100 and 1 things that all need doing at once.

More folks laughed than cried at MILs funeral when the vicar recounted some of her many antics and sayings. Over 200 turned out to say goodbye. It was the most fantastic gathering of the [STRIKE]!!!!![/STRIKE] Clan.

How is Erme? I haven't seen any of her posts for a while, mind you I am still playing catch up. How's Niddy's DD? any word. I got a broad band dongle while I was away but never really got the chance to use it.

I will be back in a short while as I have a few emails to send before bed time.

Regards to you all, handy.:D

handyman123_2

I thought I would leave you with a handy joke, seeing as this subject is a little close to me at the moment. I have to prepare a site for the burial of Lord Hoorays ashes next month, and this was told me by an undertaker. I would love to be able to tell this joke on the day. :rotfl:

Rich young widow returns home to a 5M mansion in her new Mercedes Sports car, after collecting he husbands ashes. She pours a large glass of wine and sits at a table out on the terrace.

She opens the urn and pours the ashes on the table.
As she sips her wine, she draws her finger through the ashes.

Darling she says, remember the Fur coat you promised me, I got it with the insurance.

Remember the Diamond necklace you promised me, I got that with the insurance.

Remember the Mansion and the new Mercedes you promised me I also got the with the insurance.

Well Remember that Blow Job I promised you.!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

Cheers all, handy.

niccatw

solventsoon wrote: »

Yay to 2000 posts, nicca:j:j.. and just been reading your post - some good comments there:j

And I have thanked you for both of them

It's just occurred to me that threads such as the NSD thread, and other challenges should be given a mention too. Can't beat them for motivation, support and advice in keeping going!

And I know only too well how quickly things can lapse if you can get online to keep focus!

I need to drive early doors tomorrow and my are stinging tonight so I'll say goodnight and catch up properly over the weekend.

Take care one and all. Hugs to those that would like one!

And Handy, :eek: ... welcome back :kisses3:

swanfan02

[STRIKE]Evening[/STRIKE] Morning everyone :j

Been to a er... meeting tonite. :whistle:

swanfan02

handyman123 wrote: »

How's Niddy's DD? any word.Regards to you all, handy.:D

Hiya Handy :j

Actually forgot to post up latest on Niddy's DD She's made an amazing recovery, so good that she has returned to school recently. :T

solventsoon

swanfan02 wrote: »

[STRIKE]Evening[/STRIKE] Morning everyone :j

Been to a er... meeting tonite. :whistle:

Good meeting, Swanny? Was stella there:D:D:D

PS: you've got a special mention on the front page of the new NSD thread I've just posted:D:D

solventsoon

swanfan02 wrote: »

Hiya Handy :j

Actually forgot to post up latest on Niddy's DD She's made an amazing recovery, so good that she has returned to school recently. :T

That's great news, Swanny, I've been meaning to ask you that as well