Viagra - Half price in Tescos from Monday

claire21

All Drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen
Advil is Ibuprofen
Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on...
What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafailin

iamcornholio

I asked mrs cornholio to get me up early in the morning so that I would not miss the deal

She said if she could do that, there is no way she would let me leave the house

claire21

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.

She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."

Bikertov

With this sort of heavy discounting, how long can Tesco keep it up, and still come out on top with a profit to smile about ?

Still, even if the offer flops, they would have given it their best shot.

As they say - you have to be in it to win it !

Geoggy

Willy! [snort snort]

GymGirl_2

OH Says he is not going to buy finding it to hard to get there HA !!!!

[Deleted User]

Hard to beat! ... Or is it NOT hard to beat now!! :p:)

Will they be erecting a sign???

paul2468

I took some last night...i ended up with a stiff neck.....:beer:

Also you can now get viagra eyedrops.....it makes you look hard....:rotfl:

biglugs

paul2468 - Sorry - you were beaten to it for both these jokes. If you want to be a comedian you're going to face stiff opposition on this board.