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Sunday night Buffet at fat Mikes place

Mike_St_Helens
Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
in Debt-free wannabe
Howdy all, I havent hosted an eveining this weekend.

I have been so so lazy, eaten everything in sight and feel massive tonight, We are gonna finish the weekend with a light buffet and ive a bottle of vodka left that needs drinking.

Going on a health fad tomorrow, (simply means NO BEER!) I need to loose a stone in 3 weeks... any ideas ?

Come on, Pop round and grab some of the buffet !

What have we all got planned the week ahead? My goals are to not drink, start Bankruptcy papers and Get exited for hols !

Mike x
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  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    Have you considered emergency liposuction?

    Seriously (!) though, did you have a good time with your folks last night?

    Just put my dinner in the oven so I'll pass on the buffet and voddie - trying to stay sober for a bit.
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • anniestar
    anniestar Posts: 2,600 Forumite
    I'm STARVING so can I come? I'll bring a potato salad( I do a MEAN potato salad) ; a home made pizza and a cheesecake. I'll even bring a bar of chocolate....well maybe half a bar....
    Blind as you run...aware you were staring at the sun.

    And when no hope was left inside on that starry starry night.

    :A Level 42- the reason I exist. :A
  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    MinnieSpender wrote:
    Have you considered emergency liposuction?

    Seriously (!) though, did you have a good time with your folks last night?

    Just put my dinner in the oven so I'll pass on the buffet and voddie - trying to stay sober for a bit.

    Yeah thanks, It was nice to see Mum and Dad, Dont see them often enough.. However OH was p1ssed as a newt and was hugging EVERYONE, so had to come home early !!
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    Oooh, I could just do with a hug. Send him round here if he's still keen and I promise to send him back in one piece!
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    MinnieSpender wrote:
    Oooh, I could just do with a hug. Send him round here if he's still keen and I promise to send him back in one piece!

    You could have bl00dy had him last night... Cant remember a thing, how convinient !

    (((((hugs)))))
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    I'm starting a new job tomorrow. Need a drink to steady my nerves :eek:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    spud30 wrote:
    I'm starting a new job tomorrow. Need a drink to steady my nerves :eek:


    OOhh How cool. Youll be fine. I hate being the newboy though.

    Whats your new job ?
  • Skint1
    Skint1 Posts: 1,362 Forumite
    Hi Mike. You should have warned me about the stairs. Give us a hand with these Party 7s
    You can always get more with a kind word and a 2-by-4 than with just a kind word.
  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    Skint1 wrote:
    Hi Mike. You should have warned me about the stairs. Give us a hand with these Party 7s

    Party 7's... Is that something from the 60's ? :confused:

    :beer:
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    Oh it's not going to be too bad, I already know everyone ;)

    I'm already a dinner lady and play leader at our local school.

    The head teacher asked me last week if I would consider 5 extra hours a week as a classroom assistant, helping a little boy with special needs. Nowt too severe, he's just easily distracted.

    It just seems like a really grown up job, not a clue what to do, not even started my college course yet.

    The head said it would lead to more hours, so got to give it a try ehh :eek:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
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