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Notice to newcomers RE: Trolls - Part 3

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  • Geebee
    Geebee Posts: 3,081 Forumite
    ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »
    You know me GB.......more the merrier :dance:

    I'm a little 'merry' already. Red gave me champagne!:D
    If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai Lama
    How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne Dyer
    Let none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs50
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    Geebee wrote: »
    I'm a little 'merry' already. Red gave me champagne!:D

    I've just borrowed some of Red's champagne!! :dance:

    Ssshhhh!:D:p


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    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    edited 9 October 2010 at 2:11AM
    Geebee wrote: »

    Good morning Folks, Coffee's ready....

    And a nice healthy breakfast!...

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    If... Work's gonna be busy now for a couple of weeks but it keeps me out of mischief so i cant complain. ;)

    Roo.... I've made special arrangements so that if ever Jasper needs to come to me for a holiday, he can. :D And there will be no talk whatsoever of those... erm... things that you make him wear!.. :rotfl: It's just not dignified for a Dog of his standing!!... :rotfl:

    Geebz - Jasper and I are gravely concerned about the arrangement of that wedge of melon amongst those nad-like "muffins". There is something disturbingly phallic about it. Which leads me on to the small pot of white, sticky substance placed next to it. A good source of protein, I grant you (terribly good for one's hair and nails, you know), but I am uncertain as to its acceptability on a site so worthy as MSE. Shame on you Geebz, SHAME.

    Fnar fnar.... ;)
  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    Geebee wrote: »
    Now you made me look silly....Or Physic (as ol' Del~Boy would say!)
    :rotfl:

    Let's go for psychic, "Madame G. Bee - Clairvoyant to the Stars". You're anything BUT silly. Never silly.

    Think how much fun you could have as a psychic...

    "For £500 I can spiritually cleanse your aura..."
    "I foresee you will be nipped to death by a giggling band of Rhesus Monkeys. For £850, plus VAT, I can prevent that reality..."
    "Your boyfriend fancies your goat..."
    "That lump is cancer..."
    "Give all your money to an impossibly handsome Staffordshire Bull Terrier..."

    Hmmm. Something in that last one, perhaps... :D;):D
  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    philnicandamy wrote: »
    just the one?

    i'll bring me own!!

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    That's a BIG load, with a TINY nozzle, PhilNaA. I'm just sayin'....

    Never mind mate - it's personality wot counts... :o;)
  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    Geebee wrote: »
    Did someone say "Bring a bottle" ?

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    Geebz - what is it with the phallic imagery tonight?!?! Stop polluting my pure mind!

    Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!!!

    :A
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    RuthnJasper wrote: »
    Geebz - what is it with the phallic imagery tonight?!?! Stop polluting my pure mind!

    Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!!!

    :A

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Good evening If... May I tempt you...?

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    R&J
    xxxxxx

    P.S. Last night's nappy was a resounding success - so "squash" to all you naysayers! :rotfl::D:rotfl:
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    RuthnJasper wrote: »
    Good evening If... May I tempt you...?

    boozejpg.jpg

    R&J
    xxxxxx

    P.S. Last night's nappy was a resounding success - so "squash" to all you naysayers! :rotfl::D:rotfl:

    Love to join you Roo.......but had too much vodka and champagne!!:D:p

    P.S. Thought Jazz had the key for said cupboard!!:D
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »
    Love to join you Roo.......but had too much vodka and champagne!!:D:p

    P.S. Thought Jazz had the key for said cupboard!!:D

    Dogs will do ANYTHING for a fresh lamb-chop... hehehehe... ;-)

    Your night sounds better than mine - you have Champagne. Me? Vodka, tonic, lime juice. Live the dream, my friend, live the dream...
    :beer:
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