Notice to newcomers RE: Trolls - Part 3

IF

Geebee

Good evening. Hope everyone's had a great day!.

Geebee

RuthnJasper wrote: »

Aw, Geebz - you are lovely; thank you so much. I feel a bit better today (heating ran out yesterday:( - but that just means an early night snuggled up under an extra blanket with Jazz...:) swings and roundabouts, eh?!)

Have never been to NI (or Eire actually), but my best friend is Irish; would love to go some time... Not sure if a 'cleaning exchange' is the way to go though, hehehe... I thought you guys were trying to keep me away from cleaning fluids... Hmmm - a toilet duck 'n' Guinness cocktail...:D:D:D...

The last "unmentionable" was thrown in Jazz's cheeky face after he'd kicked me three times on the chin when I was trying to fasten the b*gg*r. Little toad - he punished me by digging up my spring bulbs in the garden...:mad: He thinks I have forgotten about the matter, but I haven't. Guess what Jasper is getting for Christmas from his adoring little Roo...?
Yes.:
http://www.dog-nappy.co.uk/Male_design.htm

Don't tell him, though. Wouldn't want to spoil the surprise!!!

Thanks again for the support. :A Don't know what I'd have done without you and If... today. xx

Roo xxxx

OMG!!... look at that picture!, I bet Jasper really loves you!.. :rotfl::rotfl: Has he seen it yet?. I'd love to be a fly on the wall, come Christmas morn!.

Ok, i think maybe a toilet duck and Guiness cocktail isnt the way to go.. we can maybe skip the cleaning. You can just come and holiday when you need some time away. In fact, a brill idea has just sprung to mind... you come here and i'll house~sit for you at your end!, take as many years as you like, i really dont mind. Can you tell i dont like it here?:o

I really hope you're feeling even better tomorrow, maybe an early night tucked up all comfy~cosy with somethin hot will sort you out.

Keep smiling!. xxx

RuthnJasper

Geebee wrote: »

OMG!!... look at that picture!, I bet Jasper really loves you!.. :rotfl::rotfl: Has he seen it yet?. I'd love to be a fly on the wall, come Christmas morn!.

Ok, i think maybe a toilet duck and Guiness cocktail isnt the way to go.. we can maybe skip the cleaning. You can just come and holiday when you need some time away. In fact, a brill idea has just sprung to mind... you come here and i'll house~sit for you at your end!, take as many years as you like, i really dont mind. Can you tell i dont like it here?:o

I really hope you're feeling even better tomorrow, maybe an early night tucked up all comfy~cosy with somethin hot will sort you out.

Keep smiling!. xxx

Bl**dy hell, Geebz, that is one FINE man! Mmmmmmnnnn....

Hehe - the fact that I am still alive and able to use my typing claw is testament to the fact that Jasper has NOT seen the picture of his intended festive gift. Jazz is quite a sartorial gent - images exist of him wearing a bow-tie, a jogging outfit, as a Dartmoor pixie, in the various stage productions of Oliver! (in which he played "Bullseye"), as some watercress and, for a promotional event, as Robin Hood:



Alas, however, I fear the dog-nappy may be a velcro-strip too far... I fully intend to have the last bark though, hehehe...:rotfl:

Love the house-swap idea - but you're not bigging it up Geebz ;-) Does the fireman live there?!

And 'cos it's almost Friday - here's Jasper's slightly dodgy joke for the weekend:

What's blue and scr*ws grannies?
The Conservative Party...

Geebee

RuthnJasper wrote: »

Bl**dy hell, Geebz, that is one FINE man! Mmmmmmnnnn....

Hehe - the fact that I am still alive and able to use my typing claw is testament to the fact that Jasper has NOT seen the picture of his intended festive gift. Jazz is quite a sartorial gent - images exist of him wearing a bow-tie, a jogging outfit, as a Dartmoor pixie, in the various stage productions of Oliver! (in which he played "Bullseye"), as some watercress and, for a promotional event, as Robin Hood:



Alas, however, I fear the dog-nappy may be a velcro-strip too far... I fully intend to have the last bark though, hehehe...:rotfl:

Love the house-swap idea - but you're not bigging it up Geebz ;-) Does the fireman live there?!

And 'cos it's almost Friday - here's Jasper's slightly dodgy joke for the weekend:

What's blue and scr*ws grannies?
The Conservative Party...

The fireman lives just next door Roo, the reason i'm not so happy here is that he's forever 'pestering' me!.. seriously, you wouldn't get a moments peace from him!!!.. :rotfl:

Poor Jasper, he really does get a hard time with all these things that you're forever doing to him!.. :rotfl::rotfl:It's a good job he's such a nice natured gent never mind anything else!!..

Anyway, It's time i was away now, i have a long day tomorrow. Take good care. xxx

RuthnJasper

Sweet dreams Geebz! Don't you worry 'bout Jasper neither. He's a furry l'il Diva!

Nighty-night xx
:A

IF

Night Roo and GB x

Oh dear Poor Jazz he does have some costumes!!

RuthnJasper

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Night Roo and GB x

Oh dear Poor Jazz he does have some costumes!!

Hehehe... Poor Jazz nothing!

Don't let your sweet self be deceived, If...!

Jasps, in addition to his blog, has featured in newspaper articles - various press, inclusive and aside to his stage reviews from the Oliver! productions - plus his reflected (aka "stolen") glory from when one of his girlfriends, Onion, played a key role in a Ewan MacGregor film ("Scenes of a Sexual Nature" - ignore the title, it's not a dodgy movie. It's been on telly once or twice; do watch it if you get the chance, it's an interesting and quite affecting piece...). Jasper himself was also filmed extensively for a BBC3 documentary (on writers - it was supposed to be about me. As ever, I ended up playing the dancing monkey to Jasper's organ-grinder).

He has also appeared on a mug (hmmm...) dressed as "Satan".

If anyone should be pitied, it's me. BELIEVE me - nothing is more humiliating than having a complete stranger approach you in the street, who totally ignores you and immediately bends down and greets your dog by name. "Jasper! Great to see you!! How are you?!"

That has happened. To me. MORE THAN ONCE.

A handmaiden to a Staffordshire Bull Terrier - and one who needs a greased shoehorn in order to squeeze his vain doggy ego through doorways - that is what my life (one year older, as of seven minutes ago,) has come to.

At least I never have - and never will - fart as badly as he does.

Some small comfort in that, perhaps.

Geebee

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Happy Birthday Roo!..... Hope you have a really wonderful day!..

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