E: ASAP Win the ultimate comping wife :)

little_dumplings

Quick...up for grabs before she goes back to work next week..your very own 'little dumplings'..the ultimate comping wife!!

Save little dumplings from the misery of the office and the wrath of the general public...take her home with you so she can leave work and comp all day to her hearts content...

One lucky winner will receive:

a gorgeous, single 42 year old bride (and dont be fooled by the word 'little' in little dumplings )

• an all expenses wedding courtesy of various wedding magazines, bear in mind nothing will match and the service/meal may be in different locations around the country
• a honeymoon in an faraway location such as Mauritius or New York, failing that a weekend spa break at Champneys
• all the latest technical gadgets, phones, tellys and 'boys toys'
• more DVDs and computer games than Blockbusters
• unlimited footie, rugby, cricket and cinema tickets

in addition you will get:

• half an hour per day of 'domestic duties', usually in the break of Jeremy Kyle, Dickinson's Real Deal or Loose Women
• half an hour per week of 'wifely duties' on a day of your choice, excluding 30th/31st when there are too many comps ending

Terms and Conditions

'Husband' must:

• comfortably earn over £40K
• be aged 40-50 (over 50's considered if they have savings over £100K and have a terminal illness, 20-40 year olds considered if they are 'good looking', 'athletic' and have a 'large shoe size'
• Priority given to any husband who works away
• Kids welcome, especially if they can cook, clean and iron

Please note:
Your wife may become overweight during Magnum and McVities biscuits promotions, however some of this excess weight may be lost during Diet Pepsi can promotons
Your wife will promise to try to win a bike, cross trainer or gym memebrship to counteract the above
You may see the postman more than usual, your wife is NOT having an affair..she is winning you lots of prizes

zoenmya

Love it .......lol have you really won all that wedding stuff??? xxxx

nicolefrenzy

lol sounds like my life
in addition you will get:

• half an hour per day of 'domestic duties', usually in the break of Jeremy Kyle, Dickinson's Real Deal or Loose Women
• half an hour per week of 'wifely duties' on a day of your choice, excluding 30th/31st when there are too many comps ending

yep thats me

little_dumplings

zoenmya wrote: »

Love it .......lol have you really won all that wedding stuff??? xxxx

No zoenmya, but if I could comp all day every day I'm sure could! Fingers crossed you can win your wedding x

T42

Would it be ok if we split the 'half hour of wifely duties' to fifteen 2 minute sessions on different occasions over the course of the week? That'll suit me nicely as I'm easily....err...pleased.

And do you promise not to complain about the Xbox? Answer carefully - this is a dealbreaker!

toniq

Lol! Brilliant!!!! xxxxx

little_dumplings

T42 wrote: »

Would it be ok if we split the 'half hour of wifely duties' to fifteen 2 minute sessions on different occasions over the course of the week? That'll suit me nicely as I'm easily....err...pleased.

Oh yes, even 3 x 10 minute sessions, as long as they were in the living room near the laptop... OOOh, just noticed that said 15 x 2 minute'ers...lol...works for me Wouldnt even have to leave the laptop hahahah

And the winner is.... T42!! Well done!! Game over :rotfl:

ChelseaGirl

Love it! xx

T42

Marry me wench! Now bring me my beer and don't make a noise while I play Grand Theft Auto!!

fizzle2006

Haha love the weight gain bit...oh so very true lol. If only they ran comps on healthy food, then the weight would fall off me lol x

zoenmya

Hahaha well i am trying lol so far ive won the wedding dress lol xxx