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  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    j4m35 wrote:
    jessica
    great advice - thanks. Is retrieving things from high shelves and removing spiders from the bath not enough these days?

    The times they are a changing.
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • j4m35
    j4m35 Posts: 111 Forumite
    that's very charitable of you jessica!

    is leaving the toilet seat up still a sackable offence?
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    j4m35 wrote:
    that's very charitable of you jessica!

    is leaving the toilet seat up still a sackable offence?

    I think answering implies I have any knowledge on this :rotfl: Dont forget my two middle names are Bridget and Jones

    Lets say in my Empire (aka mostly my house) its a hanging offence
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    No, trust me. You'll get pickier with age.

    Good looks, charm, money and housework skills are no longer enough for me. They have to be clever too.

    Eddie, in fact.
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
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  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    MinnieSpender wrote:
    No, trust me. You'll get pickier with age.

    Good looks, charm, money and housework skills are no longer enough for me. They have to be clever too.

    Eddie, in fact.

    Who is Eddie?
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • j4m35
    j4m35 Posts: 111 Forumite
    hang on, i'll get my violin!
  • j4m35
    j4m35 Posts: 111 Forumite
    who's this eddie bloke?
  • j4m35
    j4m35 Posts: 111 Forumite
    Don"t Tell Me You Fancy Eddie The Eagle?
  • gallygirl
    gallygirl Posts: 17,240 Forumite
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    Jess - he is very ....emmmmm.... tall.....:o

    I remember years ago watching him 'on the bed' with Paula Yates - he was flirting so much I was blushing... and v jealous....

    Am with Minnie on teh Eddie Izzard ?, but not Jerome Flynn, especially if singing:eek: .

    As for Richard hammond - he'd need a dishwasher cos he cant reach the sink!

    Am I the only woman in the world who doesn't care if a toilet seat is left up:confused:
    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
    :) Mortgage Balance = £0 :)
    "Do what others won't early in life so you can do what others can't later in life"
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    :confused::confused::confused:
    j4m35 wrote:
    hang on, i'll get my violin!
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
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