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  • Jay22_2
    Jay22_2 Posts: 89 Forumite
    ooops take it back, mine arrived, maybe one day I'll have reason to use them hahahaha.....not much use without a sexy man unfortunately...booo hooo xx
    my expiry date is 02/2010. few years yet thank god hehehe xx


    i just signed up for mine lets see whn they would arrive, but i m not sure yet what am gona do with them as i dont have anybody to use them with lol, so far i only use one condom in tthis whole 22 year life. any volunteerz :A
    If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? :p
  • I told my wife I was signing up for some free condoms.She said ''why do we need them at our age''(we are old age pensioners) I said ''because we like the smell of burning rubber''. he he.
  • ezzmo
    ezzmo Posts: 304 Forumite
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    robbond55 wrote: »
    Went into Boots the other day and said to the girl behind the counter: "can I have two condoms please miss?"
    Indignant, she replied "Do'nt you Miss Me!" to which I replied "Ok then, make it a pack of three instead"!!!

    Boom Boom!


    PMSL. this whole thread, especially the earlier ones (2006( had me cracking up.
    Fab way to spend a boring Sunday morning x well done:beer:
    I Can resist everything, except Temptation x:o
  • davester
    davester Posts: 4,079 Forumite
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    BCsJenna wrote: »
    Hi there, our free condoms and all our orders are sent in completely plain, discrete packaging; the only thing on them is the address label. Your free condoms will arrive in a plain white envelope, can't get more discrete than that! ;)

    Whats the address say?

    Ain't getting any? (returns department)
    PO Box 69
    Nofolk
    Survey earnings total 2009 £417, 2010 £875, 2011 £574
  • davester
    davester Posts: 4,079 Forumite
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    Jay22 wrote: »
    i just signed up for mine lets see whn they would arrive, but i m not sure yet what am gona do with them as i dont have anybody to use them with lol, so far i only use one condom in this whole 22 year life. any volunteerz :A

    Can imagine you running down the street with Glads and Hilda running after you , "Young Maan"
    Survey earnings total 2009 £417, 2010 £875, 2011 £574
  • Tombo
    Tombo Posts: 999 Forumite
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    I've just entered my e-mail.
    Lol Codger
    2008 Wins: The Shapes - Get Your Learn On (CD), Free transport to and from a Christmas Party
    2009 Wins: Years Supply of Orbit Complete (144 packets), £50 of Odeon vouchers
    2018 Wins: Rockstar Energy Drink Headphones
    :jDebt-Free Wannabe!! :j
  • JohnWan
    JohnWan Posts: 64 Forumite
    Nice one, thank you. All I need now is a place to use them...
  • savemoney
    savemoney Posts: 18,125 Forumite
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    bump to get above spam today on here
  • Reverbe
    Reverbe Posts: 4,210 Forumite
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    save money, by doing this you are making yourself appear like a spammer to other msers
    What Would Bill Buchanan Do?
  • savemoney
    savemoney Posts: 18,125 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts
    I am trying to get the spammers post on other page not trying to spam I trying to help folks not click on there links

    How you think I can spam what am I spamming I am mealy bumping posts up to get above all the spam
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