Notice to newcomers - Re: Trolls - part 8

Sunnylooloo

Everytime I see you name bottle I keep thinking is says Bottle of Fred..........

Ames

Sunnylooloo me too! I keep thinking it's a reference to the Handmaid's Tale.

bottleofred

Hi folks,

I can assure you, it is Bottle of Red due to my fondness of the stuff, but you can call me Bottle of Fred if you like. Perhaps after a bottle or 2 of red I may even call myself Bottle of Fred!!

Sunnylooloo

Glad it is not just me Ames!!

We could call you Fred but then you would get mixed up with this Fred... Can I just call you Red!

Hmmmmm Red wine! Nothing nicer!

bottleofred

Hi Sunnylooloo, Ames and everyone else,

Yes, if you wish to call me Red, that is very acceptable with me. I agree Sunny, nothing nicer than red wine, I am a big fan!

handyman123_2

bottleofred wrote: »

Hi folks,

I can assure you, it is Bottle of Red due to my fondness of the stuff, but you can call me Bottle of Fred if you like. Perhaps after a bottle or 2 of red I may even call myself Bottle of Fred!!

Hi Bottle are you sure that your not related to the Hooray's.
See last nights photo of my bottle bank run. That's only 2 weeks worth.
Lady H is economising she is only buying 2 cases at a time now.
Makes it easy for me to get them into the wine cellar. Only trouble it's 2 cases twice a week. One guest this week put 5 bottles away in the afternoon. Don't ask how he got home, he drove!:eek::eek::eek:

Cheers all, handy.

Sunnylooloo

That's sorted then Red.

o handy does Lady H ever have any spare!!

Did you find the cat yet (not been back to look at the old posts?)

x

handyman123_2

Sunnylooloo wrote: »

That's sorted then Red.

o handy does Lady H ever have any spare!!

Did you find the cat yet (not been back to look at the old posts?)

x

I'm afraid not Sunny, all handy ever gets is the empty's to take out each morning.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

No not strictly true. A couple of weeks ago she gave me a 1 1/2 litre bottle of scotch and a case of Fizz, for all the running about and help I did for Lord H's funeral.:beer:

Then I get a lecture about sleeping in (thinks I drink too much :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:)

No sign of little bumble, We live in a very big valley lots of wildlife, Mink, Otter, Fox and Wild Boar. Not to mention the occasional sighting of a Black Puma.:eek::eek: I think the latter is only seen on the way home from the cider shed's.

Cheers, handy.

Sunnylooloo

Nice that she gave you something - but no need for the lecture (not when she getting 2 cases in at a time!)

Haha black puma.. my cats are the size of two baby pumas. Ah bless maybe Bumble will come back. My friend down the lane had her cat missing for over a month and turned up a bit dishelved but ok. Think he has been locked in a shed and survived on rain water - amazing creatures eh.

Is it home time yet!

xx

Numpty_Monkey

handyman123 wrote: »

One guest this week put 5 bottles away in the afternoon. Don't ask how he got home, he drove!:eek::eek::eek:

Cheers all, handy.

Over the fields and in a ditch hopefully;)