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Mortgagemamma.
tomstickland
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That thing you didn't say you were thinking about, is it still happening?
Happy chappy
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Might be...depends who's asking
See that avatar, that's you that is :rotfl:I am a Mortgage Adviser
You should note that this site doesn't check my status as a mortgage adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.0 -
See the new avatar, that's the new me that is.Happy chappy0
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MortgageMamma wrote:See that avatar, that's you that is :rotfl:
you like that? ive seen him naked!!!
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Did you nick that bog seat tom?I am a Mortgage Adviser
You should note that this site doesn't check my status as a mortgage adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.0 -
pavlovs_dog wrote:you like that? ive seen him naked!!!
oooh er, when was that then..tell all to MammaI am a Mortgage Adviser
You should note that this site doesn't check my status as a mortgage adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.0 -
It is patently obvious that these so called "advisors" are incapable of answering the basic question which I asked and have to now resort to accusing ME of criminal acts.MortgageMamma wrote:Did you nick that bog seat tom?
(Original question was "I'd like self lie mortgage, earning approx £100K (I think), no accounts, can I borrow £500K and what's the cheapest rate possible, ever).Happy chappy0 -
Some people will say anything to deviate from the actual facts. did you, or did you not nick that bog seat tom? To me, the avatar is enough evidence that you took it upon yourself to cycle through B & Q, wrench the aforementioned bog seat from the shelves and race out the door
my next question is, did you video it on your mobile phone
lots of love
Judge MammaI am a Mortgage Adviser
You should note that this site doesn't check my status as a mortgage adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.0 -
In order to avoid answering your question I'm going to have to resort to some mud flinging. So, toilet seat related customers just don't bring in the comission to make it worth your while do they?Happy chappy0
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MortgageMamma wrote:oooh er, when was that then..tell all to Mamma
im saying nothing...except that all that bike riding has given him a lovely pert behind
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Tom,
this is where you are completely wrong and I'm sure the [STRIKE]bud-misers[/STRIKE] oops other advisors will back me up no end.
Toilet seat related crime is one of our top earners, we just have to be very careful how we treat toilet seat clients, as the FSA are currently scutinising bog mortgages to the very last detail
Anyway, back to the question you dirty low life thieving criminal you, DID YOU, or DID YOU NOT steal that bog seat?
MammaI am a Mortgage Adviser
You should note that this site doesn't check my status as a mortgage adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.0
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