Madness, "May"hem & MoneySaving: Welcome to the NSD Challenge

solventsoon

butdoineedit? wrote: »

Ooowwww BigMumma you didn't tell me the tattoo would hurt this much _pale_

Pass the medicinal vodka & the shovel, think i'd better sort out the elephant before it gets too messy!!! :rotfl:

Why did i pick such high maintenance transport? remind me to stick to the pushbike next time!!!

I've lost my cow somewhere, think she might be buried in the elephant dung:(:(. If you find her, will you dunk her in the sea, please, BDINI:rotfl:

butdoineedit?

solventsoon wrote: »

I've lost my cow somewhere, think she might be buried in the elephant dung:(:(. If you find her, will you dunk her in the sea, please, BDINI:rotfl:

Is she the one already in the sea, floating in the rubber ring, complaining about the lack of shampoo to get the elephant dung out of her hair???? :rotfl:

I'll go & coax her out now, think i could do with a dip after the shovelling malarky!!! Pour me a large vodka please :beer: i'll be back in a mo with cow in tow!!!!

pure_dead_dopey

Cow ??? where did the cow come from, we've practically got a matched set here, expecting the Ark at an moment.

I did say don't give that elephant a beetrot and chocolate brownie didn't I? (beetrot was a typo but how appropriate?)

we seem to have lost a few bodies, where's Nargle, Boutj, and I last saw Keiss eating candyfloss on a motorbike, not going to be a pretty sight tomorrow morning, let me tell you (I sound like Rab C Nesbitt now, let me tell you) lol lol

cannp123165

I had another NSD yesterday - I haven't met my target this month, but I have had a lot of LSD too.

Nargleblast

Here I am guys, flagged down a passing walrus and got a lift. Just WHAT are you doing with that elephant, BigMumma??? And can someone tell me why Hubert the donkey is dressed as my Aunt Gladys, knocking back a pilchard margherita, singing rugby songs and sporting a very dodgy looking tattoo on his hind quarters??? Is that a black and white cow I see before me or just Solvent pished again? Stop that werewolf trying to milk Solvent, somebody! What's that groaning sound from under the pier - methinks PDD has had too many out of date egg sarnies......now where is my drink? When is this party going to get started?

Nargleblast

Oh, business before pleasure - spent some cash today on a fetching little begonia from the garden centre so my final total remains 12 out of 10. Right, back to some serious drinking....

pure_dead_dopey

Nargle, have just a bad accident laughing at your post, tena is going to make a mint.................. off to rescue Hubert

3Dogs

Good job it's windy today - I had a good backwind too so I've floated down to Brighton in record time and the balloons held out fine



Two problems, I had to let go of most of the balloons to land so I don't know how I am going to get home - is your nag up to carrying us both Katenut as you could drop me off at Wisbech on your way (?) to Yarmouth

Second problem -I did not quite make it to land - I actually got caught up on the top of the Pavillion - yes, that's right have a look up and you can see me - Coo-ee :wave:it me, I'm up here - dial 999 and call the fire brigade - I need a man in a uniform ......... with a big .......... ladder ............ to get me down. Pleeeeeease don't tell BMF, else the firemen will never get up to save me - she will pinch them all !!!!!!!!!

Nargleblast

Well, 2 things you can say about the NSD gang....firstly, we only go somewhere twice (the second time is to apologise!) And secondly, if you want to find us, just follow the flashing blue lights....

Nargleblast

3Dogs wrote: »

Good job it's windy today - I had a good backwind too so I've floated down to Brighton in record time and the balloons held out fine

Ok, own up......which idiot gave 3Dogs that second portion of curried Brussels sprouts?