The Bankrupt Inn - Part 6

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

Hi confused. Im here:j

How are you:j

good thanks! day off today :j that's a relief after a busy few days
are you working / college today? :j

confused76

curly04 wrote: »

Morning all
just popped on for 5 mins

everyone ok?

i'm good thanks curly! :j how are you today? is work still slow?

sizzler

here you go curly and confused




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The Irish Millionaire.

Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on
'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'
and towards the end of the program
had already won 500,000 pounds.

"You've done very well so far,"
said Chris Tarrant,
the show's presenter,
"but for a million pounds
you've only got one life-line left –
phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question.....
will you go for it?"

"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"

"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?

a) Sparrow

b) Thrush,

c) Magpie,

d) Cuckoo?"

"I haven't got a clue." said Mick,

''so I'll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin."

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

"!!!!!! hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple......
It's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"

"I'm !!!!!! sure."

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,
"I'll go wit Cuckoo as my answer."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.

"Dat it is, Sir."

There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer!
Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"

The next night,
Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy?
How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"

"Because he lives in a !!!!!! clock!"

confused76

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sizzler

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hi confused off to work at one then college tonight:eek:

curly04

confused76 wrote: »

i'm good thanks curly! :j how are you today? is work still slow?

I'm helping out on claims that's why i've not been around

just been for lunch

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

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hi confused off to work at one then college tonight:eek:

have a good day sizz :j

curly04 wrote: »

I'm helping out on claims that's why i've not been around

just been for lunch

that's good, better than sitting around!

my head's sore, just been for a sleep

sizzler

hi confused ive snook in at college. job was delayed so start in the morning:j:j:j

Ive got sweetys aswell.

Curly are you hiding at work again:T

sizzler

Hope your heads ok confused:)

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

hi confused ive snook in at college. job was delayed so start in the morning:j:j:j

Ive got sweetys aswell.

Curly are you hiding at work again:T

ooh what sweeties????

sizzler wrote: »

Hope your heads ok confused:)

thanks sizz :A