The Bankrupt Inn - Part 6

curly04

I need to lose about 9 stone
My quack is well pleased with what I have lost so far LOL

This time next year -
My ex husband will be still thinking why did she leave me
my best mate who blended my heart is going to see me and his going to think OMG i let that get away

And I will be on the arm of a lovely loaded man who will have just been out and a got me a brand new BWM as way to say thanks for being his gal !
(want a ferrari really but a bit to much to ask for :P )

Think Happy - Think Curly!

IF

curly04 wrote: »

I need to lose about 9 stone
My quack is well pleased with what I have lost so far LOL

This time next year -
My ex husband will be still thinking why did she leave me
my best mate who blended my heart is going to see me and his going to think OMG i let that get away

And I will be on the arm of a lovely loaded man who will have just been out and a got me a brand new BWM as way to say thanks for being his gal !
(want a ferrari really but a bit to much to ask for :P )

Think Happy - Think Curly!

Absolutely......their loss!!

Yes I think a ferrari is pushing it!!:rotfl:

Well there is one thing......nobody has taken from you, your sense of humour!!!:j :A

curly04

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Well there is one thing......nobody has taken from you, your sense of humour!!!:j :A

That's the one thing no one can ever take away

Sometimes it might be buried deep inside and it might not have been on show these last few years but in the end it will always come out shouting!

IF

curly04 wrote: »

That's the one thing no one can ever take away

Sometimes it might be buried deep inside and it might not have been on show these last few years but in the end it will always come out shouting!

I'm really pleased curls, it's nice to see you with more confidence!

curly04

Did I ever tell you about the time I worked as a drainage consultant to the insurance companies??
When we found a hand in the drain? :eek::eek:
OH boy did we laugh that day.

One PH arrested! :eek:

15 police men on site (shame I wasn't on site) :mad:
13 and a half hours letter then hand was dug up.
Turns out it was off a maniquin!
But on the CCTV it looked so real! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

IF

curly04 wrote: »

Did I ever tell you about the time I worked as a drainage consultant to the insurance companies??
When we found a hand in the drain? :eek::eek:
OH boy did we laugh that day.

One PH arrested! :eek:

15 police men on site (shame I wasn't on site) :mad:
13 and a half hours letter then hand was dug up.
Turns out it was off a maniquin!
But on the CCTV it looked so real! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

A maniquin :rotfl:......I wonder how many times that happens!!

15 police men!!!!!!! Shame you weren't there

what's a PH!! you know me and abbreviations!! x

curly04

Policyholder Poor chap he was not happy!

IF

curly04 wrote: »

Policyholder Poor chap he was not happy!

Thanks curls, what am I like!!

I bet you heard some stories too!!!!

curly04

Car insurance claims are better

IF

curly04 wrote: »

Car insurance claims are better

Yes I have heard a lot of funny reasons!!! I've got some somewhere, I'll have a look for them!