Notice to newcomers part 6!!!

Numpty_Monkey

:AA goodnight bump from me

3Dogs

It's working !!!!! :T :T many thanks Numpty - lots of hugs

handyman123_2

niccatw wrote: »

Handyman, I've the next model up, mine's just a Canardly! :rotfl::rotfl:

(And as for hillstarts... It has been known for the pair of us to be stuck in a parking space on some of Glasgow's stupendous hills in the city centre for 10 minutes or more! )

Hi Nicca, hope the headache eases off,
If your car struggles on Glasgows Hills! It sounds like a case for the handyman. I allways thought the steepest walk in Glasgow was up the steps in the Barrows, what a place. I think being a trading standards officer in Glasgow must rate as the 2nd most dangerous job in the world. The first being a Bomb Disposal Officer in Hellmand. :eek: Still it must rate as one of my fav places to go Sunday shopping. When I lived up nr Fort William we used to go every few months to shop and visit relations.

Best wishes handyman123.:)

handyman123_2

Hi all you regular night owls, just before the old handyman hangs up for the night, I must tell you a story about what hapened today.

Yesterday I called my local vet because I was concerned that my cat was constipated. He told me what to do and said he would call by this morning as he would be at the farm next door.

When He arrived he said "Roite wheres this ere constipidated Coo" ( well we are in the west country) I said Cow Vetinarian, I said Cat. He said well the signal on my mobile was bad, what did you give the cat.
6 pints of caster oil like you told me.

Oh God he said, wheres the cat now? I told him I last saw it with 6 other cats, what were they doing? the vet said.

2 were digging out, 2 were filling in, and 2 were looking for fresh ground to break, I told him.

Best wishes and G night to all, handyman123.:)

solventsoon

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

How can you have a quiet swearing session:think:
i like to let rip:D:o

Me too, Numpty, not possible to have a quiet swearing session:o

solventsoon

handyman - that poor cat:eek::eek::eek::eek:

nicca - hope the head gets better - good night's sleep should sort it out hopefully

Nargle - like the sound of the menagerie - any more animals to admit to:D. Glad you got the kitchen sorted

Numpty - you're a superstar :A
3Dogs - yay to the avi - brilliant

And hi to the rest of the trollzapping gang. Just off to sort out the April NSD thread (May's is posted now for anyone wanting to sign up again;)), back later

3Dogs

Signing off with a BUMP

Went to bed at 2.30 this afternoon as still not feeling too good and slept right through to 7.30 pm when DH woke me as I always ring me Mam about then. Felt better after the sleep - lets see what tomorrow brings

I don't think Spoon will be much good on here tonight - she is enjoying the NSD 'night out' terrorising the good folks of Glasgow - Nicca have you spotted her yet ???????

See you all tomorrow - night night all

solventsoon

3Dogs wrote: »

Signing off with a BUMP

Went to bed at 2.30 this afternoon as still not feeling too good and slept right through to 7.30 pm when DH woke me as I always ring me Mam about then. Felt better after the sleep - lets see what tomorrow brings

I don't think Spoon will be much good on here tonight - she is enjoying the NSD 'night out' terrorising the good folks of Glasgow - Nicca have you spotted her yet ???????

See you all tomorrow - night night all

Ahh... but I can be in two places at once, 3Dogs:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:. Still on trollzapping duties:)

Hope you feel better tomorrow (or today actually, just realised the time)

never-in-doubt

solventsoon wrote: »

Ahh... but I can be in two places at once, 3Dogs:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:. Still on trollzapping duties:)

Hope you feel better tomorrow (or today actually, just realised the time)

Welcome to the early hours troll zapping society (yawn)....

Nothing to report, all quiet on the DFW front...

Tixy

Good morning all'