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** Monday 15th Daily Chat**

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  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Ohhh, thats gross!! Being single isn't all bad. :D
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
    9780007258925
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Dutch ovens? Dare I Google? I don't want to be shocked. :A :rotfl:


    dont worry snags. it's not a sexual position you've never heard of....

    Altho i think some men consider it foreplay.....
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • bank_of_slate
    bank_of_slate Posts: 12,922 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Farts can bring more excitement into wedlock if administered in a Dutch Oven: this is where one partner lets go a huge fart, pulls the duvet cover or bed sheets over the head of their loved one, trapping them in a confusion of methane, while shouting triumphantly, 'Dutch oven! Dutch oven!' The person trapped will wriggle like an eel, the trapper will then nearly die laughing. Of course, this is all in questionable taste.

    ...Linda xx
    It's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
    We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
    Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.
  • elfen
    elfen Posts: 10,213 Forumite
    Pint's done it to me.....so I've done it to Pint. Suffice to say, I'd been eating dairy (bad child) and it STANK. Has stopped him doing it again though so it was worth it
    ** Total debt: £6950.82 ± May NSDs 1/10 **
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    I do it all because I'm scared.
  • bank_of_slate
    bank_of_slate Posts: 12,922 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    (Land_of)_Maz wrote: »
    dont worry snags. it's not a sexual position you've never heard of....

    Altho i think some men consider it foreplay.....

    Well an alternative means of foreplay than taking his socks off!
    ...Linda xx
    It's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
    We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
    Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    bank_of_slate wrote: »
    Well an alternative means of foreplay than taking his socks off!
    ...Linda xx

    And smells better...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • bank_of_slate
    bank_of_slate Posts: 12,922 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    ZTD wrote: »
    And smells better...

    Can't argue with that, I stuffed hubby's socks into the washing machine yesterday and I swear it gagged.
    ...Linda xx
    It's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
    We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
    Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.
  • teabythesea
    teabythesea Posts: 1,244 Forumite
    Hahaha, I always close the toilet lid, mum made us, apparently it looks untidy if left up!!
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    (Land_of)_Maz wrote: »
    dont worry snags. it's not a sexual position you've never heard of....

    Altho i think some men consider it foreplay.....

    :rotfl: There's more than one? :A

    What's foreplay?
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
    9780007258925
  • tenmah
    tenmah Posts: 2,209 Forumite
    clairewop wrote: »
    the dfg is that disable facility grant? if yes they were taking bath out and putting shower in like what i'm getting done

    I'm on incapacity benefit and low rate care dla

    Are you sure they wanted you to top up the grant with over £15,000 (or did I misread that?) The whole job wouldn't cost that much
    OD [STRIKE] £2600 [/STRIKE] £0 :j Loan [STRIKE]£9500.00[/STRIKE] £0 :j Car [STRIKE]£3150[/STRIKE] £0 :j Moving Costs [STRIKE]£1300[/STRIKE] £0 :j Savings £1150 :j

    Everytime I hear the 'dirty' word Exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate!
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