The Bankrupt Inn (Part 5)

sizzler

Could do with something stronger like double chock chip cake with cream:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunnylooloo

Your wish is my command!!!!! HA!

xx

sizzler

crazy world eh loo:p

Sunnylooloo

O yes indeedy!!!!

think we could do with a holiday!! well I know I could!

sizzler

holiday would be good:T:T:T:T:T:T:T

Problem is i would not come back:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sizzler

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's been in solitary confinement, he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey, love you, too.'

Sunnylooloo

yep i know what you mean.

xx

IF

:hello:Morning loo and sizzler, hope your both well!!:j

IF

:hello:A big hello to all from curly, who is at work and can't post during the day.:j

Sunnylooloo

Hello back to Curly

How are you today Wishes? any plans?

nearly lunch time - soup i think today!!
xx