The Bankrupt Inn (Part 5)

confused76

Lightattheend wrote: »

The pizza was lovely, I had an Italian one with char-grilled veg. Glad you enjoyed your lasagne.

Most of the mess is my 4 year old daughter's and camping stuff so I suppose its down to me to tidy (as my daughter isn't here) - I will shout my son for any mess of his but at least I can watch the telly while I do it.

i've not been to Pizza Hut for years! glad your food was lovely!

i need to tidy up too....:o...as always!

sizzler

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold

blistery day.

The daughter said to her mother,
'My hands are freezing cold.'

The mother replied,
'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.'

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,

'My hands are freezing cold.'

The girl replied,

'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up..

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said,

'My nose is cold .'

The girl replied

'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'

He did and warmed his nose.

The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,

'My pe*is is frozen solid.'

The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again,
and she asks,

'Have you ever heard of a pe*is?'

Concerned the mother said,

'Why yes..... why do you ask?'

The daughter replies,

'They make one h*ll of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!

curly04

pizza that sounds nice
i went to mum and dad's we had fish and chips from the chippy
they love me

sizzler

so does sizz:A

confused76

what did you have for tea sizz? :j

sizzler

steakburgers yummy with cheese and onions:j:j:j

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

steakburgers yummy with cheese and onions:j:j:j

ooh sounds tasty!!:j

IF

Hello, I'm out of the freezer! :rotfl:

curly04

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Hello, I'm out of the freezer! :rotfl:

can i join you?

confused76

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Hello, I'm out of the freezer! :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:ha ha! what did you have?