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The Bankrupt Inn (Part 5)

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  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    sizzler wrote: »
    Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
    They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells,
    and don't work half the time.
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • Lightattheend
    Lightattheend Posts: 1,164 Forumite
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    sizzler wrote: »
    Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
    They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells,
    and don't work half the time.
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    You definitely met my ex husband!!
    BR 08/06/09 ED 10/03/10
    BSC member 250
  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
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    right peeps am off to feed the kittiecats again and make sure they're not lonely :) see you all tomorrow, sleep well xxxxx
  • curly04
    curly04 Posts: 7,247 Forumite
    confused76 wrote: »
    right peeps am off to feed the kittiecats again and make sure they're not lonely :) see you all tomorrow, sleep well xxxxx
    see you soon take care
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  • karend1980
    karend1980 Posts: 270 Forumite
    confused76 wrote: »
    right peeps am off to feed the kittiecats again and make sure they're not lonely :) see you all tomorrow, sleep well xxxxx

    Good night xx
    Mum of 5 lovely chidren.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
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    Why is a barn so noisy?
    All the cows have horns:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    confused76 wrote: »
    right peeps am off to feed the kittiecats again and make sure they're not lonely :) see you all tomorrow, sleep well xxxxx

    Night confused, see you tomorrow xx
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    my favourite joke

    Two tourists driving through Wales.
    At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
    They stopped for lunch....one of the tourists asks the waitress “Before we order could you settle an argument, can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very, slowly?”
    The girl leans over and says, “Burrr-gurrr-king”.
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • karend1980
    karend1980 Posts: 270 Forumite
    ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »
    my favourite joke

    Two tourists driving through Wales.
    At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
    They stopped for lunch....one of the tourists asks the waitress “Before we order could you settle an argument, can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very, slowly?”
    The girl leans over and says, “Burrr-gurrr-king”.


    lol i like it lol
    Mum of 5 lovely chidren.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
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    if:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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