The Bankrupt Inn (Part 5)

Sunnylooloo

Lager all round......

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sizzler

sizz wants a straw:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sizzler

A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK .........




You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter ....

The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed) : "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your boobs twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never aired . . . .

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

sizz wants a straw:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

and an umbrella! :rotfl::rotfl:

sizzler

and one of those sirry things:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

and one of those sirry things:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

and some fruit! :j:j:j

sizzler

did you like todays joke:j:j:j:j

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

did you like todays joke:j:j:j:j

very good sizz!!:eek::rotfl:

Lightattheend

Afternoon all, guess who forgot to put their clocks forward!! Good job I didn't have anything planned wasn't it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunnylooloo

sizzler wrote: »

did you like todays joke:j:j:j:j

very good! :t:t:t:t