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The Bankrupt Inn (Part 5)

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  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
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    sizz wants to come out with you:D
  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
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    sizzler wrote: »
    hi confused im ok.

    Hows head darling, i dint amke it worse did I?:(

    And a big thanks:A

    nooo you didn't make my head bad, don't worry! it has a nasty habit of doing all on its own when it feels like it!

    PM me if you wish to talk further....x
  • sizzler
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    A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK .........




    You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

    In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking
    the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter ....

    The interview was as follows:

    The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

    The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

    Reporter (obviously embarrassed) : "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

    Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

    Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

    Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

    The program was never aired .
    . . .



  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
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    oh dear sizz! :eek:
  • Sunnylooloo
    Sunnylooloo Posts: 4,295 Forumite
    sizzler wrote: »
    sizz wants to come out with you:D

    Sizz you can always come out with me!

    In fact you should all join me - Room in a nice posh restaurant and the best thing is it is being paid for by Solicitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :beer::j
    The worst cliques are those which consist of one man ~ George Bernard Shaw
    Holiday Saving fund 2010 = £25.00 :DWeightLoss 2010 = +6lbs :(
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  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
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    Sizz you can always come out with me!

    In fact you should all join me - Room in a nice posh restaurant and the best thing is it is being paid for by Solicitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :beer::j

    i'll go and get ready now :D:D:D could do with a posh night out :j
  • Sunnylooloo
    Sunnylooloo Posts: 4,295 Forumite
    Love it!! See you there!!
    x
    The worst cliques are those which consist of one man ~ George Bernard Shaw
    Holiday Saving fund 2010 = £25.00 :DWeightLoss 2010 = +6lbs :(
    BSC 292
    June NSD 11 :TJuly NSD 15:TAugust NSD 14:TSeptember 9:T October 19:jNovember 15/11
  • Sunnylooloo
    Sunnylooloo Posts: 4,295 Forumite
    Speak tomorrow all

    have a fab evening (wish me luck with the waxing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    xxxxxxx
    The worst cliques are those which consist of one man ~ George Bernard Shaw
    Holiday Saving fund 2010 = £25.00 :DWeightLoss 2010 = +6lbs :(
    BSC 292
    June NSD 11 :TJuly NSD 15:TAugust NSD 14:TSeptember 9:T October 19:jNovember 15/11
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    Hello, anyone in the Inn :j
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    Speak tomorrow all

    have a fab evening (wish me luck with the waxing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    xxxxxxx

    Hi loo, good look for tomorrow x
    and the waxing :eek:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
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