Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

Surbybird

Poosmate wrote: »

I was going to say you're quite obvious because you have "bird" in your username but then thought, hmm look at that Lisawaters bird! Turned out to be a dude! :eek:

Indeed. It's best to assume nothing on this thread...

K

Surbybird

never-in-doubt wrote: »

The bird might give that away though.... haha - come on, i'm not that blonde! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Ah, you probably saw the picture of me that Mike found on the Internet and then posted here about 20 pages back. It was back in the days when I was Nigella Lawson's body double...

Happytogetdebtfree

well im definatley a she and i will say nothing from now on it gets misconstrued or however you spell it....

never-in-doubt

Poosmate wrote: »

I was going to say you're quite obvious because you have "bird" in your username but then thought, hmm look at that Lisawaters bird! Turned out to be a dude! :eek:

ShePoo

I know - Lisa conned us all into thinking she was a damsel in distress tsk.... cheap tricks lol...

I was more shocked when I watched the programme and seen a proper bona fide man (complete with adams apple) - eeek! :rotfl:

never-in-doubt

Surbybird wrote: »

Ah, you probably saw the picture of me that Mike found on the Internet and then posted here about 20 pages back. It was back in the days when I was Nigella Lawson's body double...

What picture? Nigella who? Bloody hell, I ought to start watching more tv me thinks.... (but then i'd have to neglect MSE!) dimemma dilemma

edit - just seen your Bio.... lol

About Surbybird
Biography - I am a dumb blonde
Location - Hampshire
Interests - Wearing high heels, eating Parma Violets, DIY
Occupation - IT geek

Surbybird

never-in-doubt wrote: »

What picture? Nigella who? Bloody hell, I ought to start watching more tv me thinks.... (but then i'd have to neglect MSE!) dimemma dilemma

Nigella? Oh, she's just some bird that makes cakes and seems to enjoy getting messy and stuff.

Obviously, my cooking skills are far superior to hers but I am not one to brag.

never-in-doubt

Surbybird wrote: »

Nigella? Oh, she's just some bird that makes cakes and seems to enjoy getting messy and stuff.

Obviously, my cooking skills are far superior to hers but I am not one to brag.

Is this the one that seductively licks spoons and things :drool::drool::drool:

Hmmm, so can you cook Coq Au Vin? I hate the stuff myself, but it is classed as one of the "hardest" dishes to make....

Surbybird

never-in-doubt wrote: »

edit - just seen your Bio.... lol

And your point is...?

Surbybird

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Is this the one that seductively licks spoons and things :drool::drool::drool:

That's the one.

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Hmmm, so can you cook Coq Au Vin? I hate the stuff myself, but it is classed as one of the "hardest" dishes to make....

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Surbybird is not falling into that trap!!!

never-in-doubt

Surbybird wrote: »

And your point is...?

Nothing wrong with a bit of kitchen utensil frolicking is there :whistle::whistle:

* I seriously could lower the tone but will refrain... i'll keep that for the Arms :rotfl:

Surbybird wrote: »

That's the one.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Surbybird is not falling into that trap!!!

Ahh I remember hew now, she still has a great looking tongue for a granny! But then again, i'm sure all tongues feelthe same when your eyes are closed.... Oh dear - I never just typed that in public did I :eek: :eek:

Trap? Niddy? Nah, not in my nature unless you're little chocolate coated buttons..... :rotfl: