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Glad jasper on the on the mend Ruth and what a shame about people leaving work.
Sorry i don't live hampshre way.... I think when you least think about it the right man will appear. Maybe he will need to own a female Jack to keep Jasper happy? then the patio won't need digging up any more hahaha
xThe worst cliques are those which consist of one man ~ George Bernard Shaw
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Good afternoon everyone, borrowed this from If on DFW....
Hi Ruth, glad you're ok, i hope Jasper feels better soon.
If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai LamaHow people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne DyerLet none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs500 -
Sunnylooloo wrote: »Glad jasper on the on the mend Ruth and what a shame about people leaving work.
Sorry i don't live hampshre way.... I think when you least think about it the right man will appear. Maybe he will need to own a female Jack to keep Jasper happy? then the patio won't need digging up any more hahaha
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Hiya LooLoo - thanks for the encouragement! :beer:
Jasper doesn't need any more women! He has, in loose order of preference:
A wife - Springer Spaniel - Isolde.
Girlfriends - various breeds - Candy, Fizzy, Latte, Holly, Molly, Polly, "Other" Molly, Bella, Chloe, Honey.
I have tried to teach him the benefits of fidelity. He counters that he is so handsome, muscular, and desirable that it would be nothing short of cruelty to deny females everywhere of his affections. :doh:
I DO love him - but, in affairs of the heart, I am well aware that he is utterly despicable and a complete rake... but he's not going to change now - old dogs, new tricks, etc...:rotfl::D 0 -
Haha my little Jack is a minx of the highest order, she doesn't really like any other dog and prefers to try and mount my youngest cat....... what can I say!!!!!!!The worst cliques are those which consist of one man ~ George Bernard Shaw
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RuthnJasper wrote: »Cheers If...! Missed you lot too...;) Jazz pulled a muscle playing football with his doggy mates on Wednesday and had to go to the vet. That's my haircut money gone for yet ANOTHER month! Also, work is so bad that FOUR (count 'em - FOUR) colleagues are leaving next week.:(
Hey-ho. Still isn't as bad as my previous job, and I still like my work. Jasper (despite the most APPALLING, industrial-strength farts this morning) is much recovered - AND it's Friday. So I still smile!
Keep smiling, guys!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
P.S. Anyone know any nice men I can go out with in the Hampshire-area? That's the last piece of my happiness puzzle, but it never seems to fall into place.
By the way, I ought to mention that Jasper is insanely jealous and he usually can't stop himself from murd--- _pale__pale__pale_ :whistle::whistle:
Well... let's just say that our patio is a little mis-shapen and we may have to move. The neighbours are beginning to notice the smell... :cool::rotfl::cool:
But don't let that put you off, boys!
Hi Roo and Jazz, bless you both and big hugs from me lol x
Roo, you'll have to explain boyfriend's are not bones to be buried in the garden!!:eek::eek::rotfl:Good afternoon everyone, borrowed this from If on DFW....
Aww GB, I was going to use that later!!
Only joking!!:D:D:p
Still wiggling me!!
"If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
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ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »Hi Roo and Jazz, bless you both and big hugs from me lol x
Roo, you'll have to explain boyfriend's are not bones to be buried in the garden!!:eek::eek::rotfl:
Aww GB, I was going to use that later!! Only joking!!:D:D:p
Still wiggling me!!
Damn! Trust me to mess it up. Really sorry If, i did kinda wonder why you hadnt posted it here as well. Or is it just me thats so unoriginal and uses the same for both boards??
:o If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai LamaHow people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne DyerLet none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs500 -
RuthnJasper wrote: »Hiya LooLoo - thanks for the encouragement! :beer:
Jasper doesn't need any more women! He has, in loose order of preference:
A wife - Springer Spaniel - Isolde.
Girlfriends - various breeds - Candy, Fizzy, Latte, Holly, Molly, Polly, "Other" Molly, Bella, Chloe, Honey.
I have tried to teach him the benefits of fidelity. He counters that he is so handsome, muscular, and desirable that it would be nothing short of cruelty to deny females everywhere of his affections. :doh:
I DO love him - but, in affairs of the heart, I am well aware that he is utterly despicable and a complete rake... but he's not going to change now - old dogs, new tricks, etc...:rotfl::D
He's a cad isn't he?!?!?!? :rotfl: I can see his logic though.
If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai LamaHow people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne DyerLet none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs500 -
Damn! Trust me to mess it up. Really sorry If, i did kinda wonder why you hadnt posted it here as well. Or is it just me thats so unoriginal and uses the same for both boards??:o
No worries, only teasing you GB x :A
Hope your still wiggling.......a holiday wiggle!!
"If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
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Yep!... i'm still wiggling!!..If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai LamaHow people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne DyerLet none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs500
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Off to make some dinner now!. see you all later!. :wave:If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai LamaHow people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne DyerLet none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs500
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