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Bump..........x"If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
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Bump.............x"If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
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Aha!!... Here's the culprit.. and so brazen faced about it too! :eek::rotfl::rotfl:
Haha! Never brazen - just caught bang to rights!!:D Tap the wood hard enough and the worm pops out..!
Hope everyone's had a good day... inching that li'l bit closer to the weekend...
:beer:
I don't know... blaming poor, innocent, cherubic, Spoons :A for being a rampant alchie without a SHRED of evidence. Shame on you. Shame. Go and sit on the naughty-step and think about what you have done
Pssssst! Spoons! Have they gone...?
OK then - May I offer you a quick snifter, my friend...?!
Anyone for trebles? Mixies?:rotfl::):rotfl:0 -
Ruth! No no no - not the blue toilet duck..........it's got to be the citrus one:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter0
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AllieBallie wrote: »Ruth! No no no - not the blue toilet duck..........it's got to be the citrus one:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Allie - of course! Silly me. The citrus flavour adds such a zingy tang to one's vodka. Are you a bar-tender? May I enquire as to which flavour of Domestos mixes well with Sambuca? Jasper's feeling spicy tonight and needs a little nip of something refreshing, to soothe him! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:0 -
RuthnJasper wrote: »Haha! Never brazen - just caught bang to rights!!:D Tap the wood hard enough and the worm pops out..!
Hope everyone's had a good day... inching that li'l bit closer to the weekend...
:beer:
I don't know... blaming poor, innocent, cherubic, Spoons :A for being a rampant alchie without a SHRED of evidence. Shame on you. Shame. Go and sit on the naughty-step and think about what you have done
Pssssst! Spoons! Have they gone...?
OK then - May I offer you a quick snifter, my friend...?!
Anyone for trebles? Mixies?:rotfl::):rotfl:
Thanks Ruth, that worked a treat... Think I'll have some of that green stuff with a touch of blue toilet duck - that should sort my insides out:D:DThe time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
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solventsoon wrote: »Thanks Ruth, that worked a treat... Think I'll have some of that green stuff with a touch of blue toilet duck - that should sort my insides out:D:D
Yep - keeps the "movements" regular, does a nip of the ol' Toilet Duck. Turns your lead logs into flakey floaters like nothing else... :j:rotfl::rotfl:
P.S. How Soon is your Solvency? Two years 'til mine...But three gone - so over half-way now.
Aren't they rotten to you?! (IfWishes... Geebs... Alli... PhilNic... Lou... they know who they are...) But they're all SO lovely, that you've gotta forgive them - and love 'em all to boot. :happyhear
P.P.S. A quick rub of an Harpic toilet-bowl rim-block on your all-important pulse points works an absolute treat if your budget doesn't stretch to ACTUAL cologne... What mortal, hot-blooded, male could resist the alluring scents of "Ocean Fresh", "Citrus Burst" or "Morning Dew", I'd like to know...?;);)
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RuthnJasper wrote: »Yep - keeps the "movements" regular, does a nip of the ol' Toilet Duck. Turns your lead logs into flakey floaters like nothing else... :j:rotfl::rotfl:
P.S. How Soon is your Solvency? Two years 'til mine...But three gone - so over half-way now.
Aren't they rotten to you?! (IfWishes... Geebs... Alli... PhilNic... Lou... they know who they are...) But they're all SO lovely, that you've gotta forgive them - and love 'em all to boot. :happyhear
P.P.S. A quick rub of an Harpic toilet-bowl rim-block on your all-important pulse points works an absolute treat if your budget doesn't stretch to ACTUAL cologne... What mortal, hot-blooded, male could resist the alluring scents of "Ocean Fresh", "Citrus Burst" or "Morning Dew", I'd like to know...?;);)
Not that sure about the finer points of toilet duck, never really thought about it that closely before:rotfl:
They're only joking, lovely bunch of people all of them:A
I'm not BR, Ruth, just a squatter over here. I normally inhabit the DFW forum but started bumping this thread last year and stuck around out of habit. Well done to you, well over halfway now, the remaining 2 years will go really quickly:T
I'm off now, been a long day, see you tomorrow. x
Parking Wilma overnight otherwise she'll only try to escape to see Fred:rotfl:
'night xThe time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
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solventsoon wrote: »Not that sure about the finer points of toilet duck, never really thought about it that closely before:rotfl:
They're only joking, lovely bunch of people all of them:A
I'm not BR, Ruth, just a squatter over here. I normally inhabit the DFW forum but started bumping this thread last year and stuck around out of habit. Well done to you, well over halfway now, the remaining 2 years will go really quickly:T
I'm off now, been a long day, see you tomorrow. x
Parking Wilma overnight otherwise she'll only try to escape to see Fred:rotfl:
'night x
Hehe. Yep, in all seriousness, solid gold. All of 'em.
Sleep sound everyone. 'Til we meet again... xxx
But you DO know that it's Barney Wilma's REALLY after, don't you? Fred is just a respectability smokescreen... :cool:0
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