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Notice to newcomers RE: Trolls part 2

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  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    :rotfl:Be good wouldn't it!!

    :rotfl::rotfl:Poor Jasper.....but would work!!:eek::rotfl:

    Haha, poor Jasper nothing! His farts are pure poison - and he delights in them. I daren't light a candle in case the whole street goes up:rotfl:.

    He can consider himself lucky that I don't have ready access to both a cork and a hammer... :rotfl:

    I suspect he's not that dissimilar to men of ANY species... :cool:
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    Haha, poor Jasper nothing! His farts are pure poison - and he delights in them. I daren't light a candle in case the whole street goes up:rotfl:.

    He can consider himself lucky that I don't have ready access to both a cork and a hammer... :rotfl:

    I suspect he's not that dissimilar to men of ANY species... :cool:

    :rotfl::rotfl:You made me laugh!!

    I'm off now Ruth it's been lovely talking to you and don't be a stranger.
    Nigh night
    If...x
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    :rotfl::rotfl:You made me laugh!!

    I'm off now Ruth it's been lovely talking to you and don't be a stranger.
    Nigh night
    If...x

    Yep - even goddesses need their beauty sleep! I'm off as well. We'll be back tomorrow, probably.

    Sleep sound - don't have nightmares 'bout them farts! ;)

    love,
    Ruth xx
  • Geebee
    Geebee Posts: 3,081 Forumite
    Good morning All. Quick morning coffee and cake....

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    And perhaps some Tea and freshly squeezed juice...

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    Wilma unchained and ready to go...
    If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai Lama
    How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne Dyer
    Let none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs50
  • Geebee
    Geebee Posts: 3,081 Forumite
    RuthnJasper.. Nice to see you on here, please pop in whenever you like/can for a chat, the kettles usually on!. :):)

    Spoon... You did manage to dig yourself out of it very well.... Excellent 'smiley' for it too!. :D

    If..I do believe the saying "If wishes were horses....."
    was from John Ray, in 1670. The meaning was that we would all travel first class if we could. Or in other words, we'd all have what we want if all we had to do was wish for it!.
    Wouldnt that be lovely??.:j :rotfl:

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    If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai Lama
    How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne Dyer
    Let none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs50
  • RuthnJasper
    RuthnJasper Posts: 4,032 Forumite
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    Geebee wrote: »
    Good morning All. Quick morning coffee and cake....

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    Ohhhhhhh, GB, you are baaad :naughty: That's my diet out of the window...! A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips...:rotfl:

    Please can I have another cake?
  • Geebee
    Geebee Posts: 3,081 Forumite
    Ohhhhhhh, GB, you are baaad :naughty: That's my diet out of the window...! A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips...:rotfl:

    Please can I have another cake?

    Not at all!!! these are special... all the treats you see baked with my own fair hands are all calorie free. Its a collection of recipes passed from generation to generation, satisfying the lips but also placating the hips!!.. :rotfl::rotfl:

    Have as many as you wish!!, they also have an added advantage of being self replacing!. :D

    What??.. who said i talk utter rubbish??... :mad:
    If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai Lama
    How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne Dyer
    Let none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs50
  • Geebee
    Geebee Posts: 3,081 Forumite
    And now its time for Elevenses..... Hope the Gateau and green tea is satisfactory. :)

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    If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them~Dalai Lama
    How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours~Wayne Dyer
    Let none find fault in others. Let none see omissions and commissions in others. But let one see one's own acts, done and undone~ch4 vs50
  • Yum thanks GB - now i can follow you about the boards and gobble up the goodies you give out! :D

    ps - bump from me :)
    Those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter :o
  • solventsoon
    solventsoon Posts: 17,363 Forumite
    You've got two stalkers, Geebee.... yum, more goodies:D:D

    And a BUMP from me too
    :) The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time :)
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