Most useless product

Thriftylady

Chrismojam wrote:

Someone mentioned mobile phones earlier......

theres a thought....mobile phone holders - they muffle the sound of your phone ringing, then you dig round in your handbag when you finally hear it but then have to wrestle the cover off before you answer it. Don't quite get it....although have to admit that a friend did give me a cutesy wee Bagpuss one a few years back which thrilled me for at least 8 seconds...

Toto

ZTD wrote:

Is it castrated? If not, you could always buy it a really small collar and put it on , though not too tight.

It won't pull then... :eek:

Um, where do you put the collar? Are we talking around the 'non castrated' bits? I can see how that would stop him pulling in more ways than one :rotfl:

Dr.Shoe_2

Bottled Water!

Who the F*** pays for something that comes out of a tap!

Have you noticed how many water bottles are made out of a harder, more brittle plastic that breaks if you refill the bottle more than about twice?

bebebelle1975

I purchased a stupid thing on QVC ,to wash my car.......... washmatic or something ..its doesnt work unless you stand like a plonker with a bucket over your head:)
When will I learn to stop buying this C**p:)

immoral_angeluk

Top and tail bowls for babies....... What?

notanothergreyhair

mikewebs wrote: »

Chocolate tea-pot?

Had to stop reading at this point and scream...this post reminded me that I made a pot of tea nearly half an hour ago and I have yet to pour it out!

So the most useless product is my memory!

On a side note, a marriage certificate would be useless to this man.

Burlesque_Babe

a chip cutter - use a machine

salad spinner - shake it hard in the colander

Burger press - use your hands

The Ready Steady Cook ice crusher/Slush Puppy maker.........I thought I could do slush puppy alcoholic cocktails. It was the most useless piece of pap going.......

Wonder_Girl

carpet cleaner, i have recently discovered that nothing will shift the cat wee stain from the carpet, everytime i try a diffrent cleaner it just gets a teeny bit bigger, i may as well just 'clean' the whole carpet until it is all stained the same colour!:rolleyes:

Oh and bus timetables, they are just a list of random numbers, i would have a better chance of guessing when a bus is due by counting how many red cars go past in 30 seconds and dividing it by white cars, :mad: